#1
My dad just spent half an hour trying to convince me his idea for an infinite energy machine using magnets could work, all whilst I got madder and madder whilst practically shouting the laws of thermoydynamics at him.

Half an hour later I realized it was a joke.
Revenge must be taken.

So basically, what kind of troll parents does the Pit have?

Also, this is not a trolldad comic thread..
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#3


You overuse 'whilst', by the way.

Your user title makes me really worry for your dad.
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You overuse 'whilst', by the way.

Your user title makes me really worry for your dad.


Quite. He could take me in a fight.. But he isn't getting any younger.
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You used whilst twice in a single sentence. You have bigger problems than your gullibility.
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#7
My parents are literally trolls, its pretty embarrassing to be in public with them.
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My dad trolls in public so hard it's hilarious, in crowded elevators, he'll stand in front of the door, and when it stops on a floor that someone selected, he'll be all like, wtf, I didn't want to stop on this floor, and then closes the door, and he's like 6"1', most people around here are tiny, so he just shuts the door, and everyone is forced to ride to our floor

MityEDIT: Also, this one time in an elevator, some retard was pushing the door open button and wondering why the **** the door wasn't closing, my dad calmly punches his hand out of the way and slams the door close button
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epic dad award nominee right here
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My dad trolls in public so hard it's hilarious, in crowded elevators, he'll stand in front of the door, and when it stops on a floor that someone selected, he'll be all like, wtf, I didn't want to stop on this floor, and then closes the door, and he's like 6"1', most people around here are tiny, so he just shuts the door, and everyone is forced to ride to our floor

MityEDIT: Also, this one time in an elevator, some retard was pushing the door open button and wondering why the **** the door wasn't closing, my dad calmly punches his
hand out of the way and slams the door close button


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#13
My dad once pressed EVERY button on the elevator in an attempt to be funny. Some people needed to go to the top floor, too. There was only one elevator in the building, 15 floors. He was blocking the door. He's 6 foot 9.... Yeah.

Funniest one to date was convincing most everyone at his work that he'd repaired his phone, which had been shredded by a lawnmower. He had a spare
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#14
I'm so happy I clicked on this thread. its official dude, your dad WINS! this reminds me of that mormon chat room and everyone asking them how magnets work.. But seriously though, it sounds like the only way to prevent your parents from trolling the shit out of you is murder.
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bang his wife. that'll learn him!
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bang his wife. that'll learn him!

THIS!
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My mom has this thing where anywhere we go she stays like 10 feet behind me telling everybody that she is not allowed to let people know she's with me. Its the so embarrassing
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My mom has this thing where anywhere we go she stays like 10 feet behind me telling everybody that she is not allowed to let people know she's with me. Its the so embarrassing

wut?
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You used whilst twice in a single sentence. You have bigger problems than your gullibility.


+1

Whilst should only be used by people trying to look smart.
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Yeah, my parents are fairly boring. But an ex of mine had absolutely brilliant parents, who came across as very proper, business owning, stereotypical family people...but were masterminds at subtle trolling. I worked this out early on, and quite often joined them in driving the girl to almost tears of desperation.
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Yeah, my parents are fairly boring. But an ex of mine had absolutely brilliant parents, who came across as very proper, business owning, stereotypical family people...but were masterminds at subtle trolling. I worked this out early on, and quite often joined them in driving the girl to almost tears of desperation.


Hence why she's an ex?
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#27
and the best dad award goes to.... (TS whats ur dads name?)
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That chinese one took me like 5 minutes reading it over and over to figure it out.