Poll: Beards?
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I have one.
127 40%
I am not old enough to have one, but I want to grow one.
53 17%
I am enough to have one, but I don't have one.
120 38%
I am not old enough to have one, and I do not want to grow one.
15 5%
Voters: 315.
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#1
What do you all think of beards? I tend to grow a full beard but keep it trimmed and neat. Lately, I've been trimming it down to 3/8 of an inch. (A little less than one centimeter for you people on the metric system.) I never let it grow longer than a few weeks either.

For your enjoyment, here's a funny link.
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2GunTN/www.geekologie.com/2010/04/22/beards-full.jpg

So, do you have a beard? If not, are you old enough to grow one? If you are old enough to grow a beard and do not have one, why not? Is it because of the ladies, or maybe it's because of work, etc.?

Discuss.

Edit: Sorry, didn't include a "I'm a women" option on the poll. And we'll count stubble as a beard.
Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at May 15, 2011,
#2
There's no option there for me; I am old enough to grow one, but am not able to grow one longer than Shaggy's.
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#3
I have a full beard, and I too, keep it trimmed. I have it at a No. 1 on my trimmer.
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#5
There's no option on the poll for me either, I don't have enough testosterone to grow one.


Personally I don't mind a bit of stubble but I don't like full-grown beards. They're itchy. I don't want to get prickled when I try and kiss someone.
#6
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There's no option on the poll for me either, I don't have enough testosterone to grow one.


Personally I don't mind a bit of stubble but I don't like full-grown beards. They're itchy. I don't want to get prickled when I try and kiss someone.

Fortunately anyone with a full beard is gay. So it's not something you have to worry about.
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#7
I'm trying to grow a beard at the moment but it's not coming out very well. It seems fair haired men are doomed to bald faces
#8
If I could grow one I would. I feel like I should be able to at the age of 21, but alas...
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#9
Beards are unpleasant. A tiny tiny tiny bit of stubble can look good though.



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#10
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Fortunately anyone with a full beard is gay. So it's not something you have to worry about.

What a gross overgeneralization. Seriously...even if you don't like beards, I think you can say it without being a dick.
#11
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Fortunately anyone with a full beard is gay. So it's not something you have to worry about.


Well I never.
#12
Quote by Dawginator
I have a full beard, and I too, keep it trimmed. I have it at a No. 1 on my trimmer.

Same
#13
I'm 20 and I only grow shitty little bits of stubble and a moustache so I don't bother. Plus I look quite young so I wouldn't suit one anyway.
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#14
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I'm 20 and I only grow shitty little bits of stubble and a moustache so I don't bother. Plus I look quite young so I wouldn't suit one anyway.


I have the same problem.
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#15
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Same



For the record, I'm not gay either. I'm bi.
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#16
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I'm 20 and I only grow shitty little bits of stubble and a moustache so I don't bother. Plus I look quite young so I wouldn't suit one anyway.


Pretty much the same here. Except a year younger
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#17
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What a gross overgeneralization. Seriously...even if you don't like beards, I think you can say it without being a dick.

No no, I have to agree with him. EVERYONE with a beard is a homo. You really should do some research before you start shouting opinions.
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#18
I usually shave like once a month, unless I really notice whenever I look in a mirror that it looks dirty. I don't get much hair around the lip but my neck and chin are getting fuller.
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#19
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What a gross overgeneralization. Seriously...even if you don't like beards, I think you can say it without being a dick.

What's wrong with being gay, homophobe?
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#20
I'm 15, the most I can do is grow the sketchiest looking mexi-scum-stache, with a little bit of peach fuzz on the chin. >__>

I don't necessarily want to grow one though, a beard would look really weird on me.
#21
My beard as of the moment looks pubish, so I don't grow it out. I'm 16.

I will grow one someday though.
#22
I have a goatee which I keep trimmed fairly short. I'm 16.
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#23
I can hardly grow any facial hair and i'm 18. I've given up all hope of becoming a man (growing a beard).

/dirt stache
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#24
I have a full beard minus the neck that I keep even, but I'm letting it grow right now.
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#25
I have stubble, but not a beard. I'd like to give it a go some time though, it'd only take me a week to grow a Gandalf beard though. The only reason I really have a stubble is because to prevent it I'd have to shave every morning and every night.
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#26
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
There's no option on the poll for me either, I don't have enough testosterone to grow one.


Personally I don't mind a bit of stubble but I don't like full-grown beards. They're itchy. I don't want to get prickled when I try and kiss someone.


I've always gotten the opposite complaint. I shave withe the grain because I like the little grey bit of stubble thing going on. but it's the stubble that girls complain about scratching them. when it's longer it doesn't poke or scrape really. kinda like a buzzed head vs a crew cut.
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#27
Not sure if my facial hair is a beard or not, it grows nice though.

The kids at my pre-school says it's not a beard since it's not white. Also I don't get milk moustaches, just moustaches.
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#29
I try but it just looks like i've got pubes growing out of my chin.
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#30
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What a gross overgeneralization. Seriously...even if you don't like beards, I think you can say it without being a dick.

I get it, you have a huge beard, right?

EDIT: **** that shit; you're the TS...
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#31
My beard is faarrrr from full grown. It's finally getting some harder and longer and darker coloured hairs, hehe. Cause I'm only 16...

Anyways, I'll take a short beard when I'm older, something like this:

http://www.impactlab.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/beard-537.jpg

or this:

http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/adrien_grenier_beard.jpg

And when googling for "Short Beard" I also found some guy who could definately be me in a few years, it's really strange to find something like that xD

http://www.hairfinder.com/haircollections5/nico.jpg
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#32
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What's wrong with being gay, homophobe?
Nothing. I'm just saying, having a beard is not synonymous with being gay OR being straight. Now, can we cut that bull already? Cuz it's not really funny.
#33
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Nothing. I'm just saying, having a beard is not synonymous with being gay OR being straight. Now, can we cut that bull already? Cuz it's not really funny.

I suddenly find myself greatly concerned with the plight of the bearded community.
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#34
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Nothing. I'm just saying, having a beard is not synonymous with being gay OR being straight. Now, can we cut that bull already? Cuz it's not really funny.

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#35


Mine's sort of like Hetfield's except shorter and I'm working on a 'tache.

EDIT: And mine's dark blonde, not white.
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#36
Beard's aren't gay, staches are, and even they're not gay.
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#37
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There's no option there for me; I am old enough to grow one, but am not able to grow one longer than Shaggy's.

This exactly.
#38
I usually let stubble grow out for a couple of days and then shave. When I do grow it out around finals it's annoying as ****.
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