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#1
Title says it all. How much crap have you gone through or have done to try and score with the ladies? I see guys all the time make asses out of themselves to pick up chicks.

Personally, I ditched my bro to go hang out with a lady friend and ended up not getting any beaver and he ended up leaving the country for good a few days later (not foreseen). Post your stories here, and remember, bros before hoes.
pinga
#4
I shot a man in Reno.
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#5
This is the pit, we get no poon
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It's because Fassa got banned

RIP Dime
#9
I took her to dinner and told her I loved her.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#12
Crushing a pile of bricks of like 200 kilo's with a sledgehammer, which has given me blisters and days of soreness, for only 10 euro's :l
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Banned because f*ck you Hebriqui.
I'd been going for a month or so.


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oh **** you
#13
How was it unforseen? He just up and decided to leave the country?
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#14
The things I do for love.

E-Cookie for reference.
May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#16
Quote by maidenrulz19
The things I do for love.

E-Cookie for reference.

Courage the Cowardly Dog.

FOOD. NOW.
#18
The cookie to end all cookies.

May the Schwartz be with us! 2012



MAL


Q: OK, so do you care about the labels — nastiest, edgiest team in the NFL?

Jim Schwartz: It's better than the alternative — meekest, least aggressive, softest team in the NFL.


#20
Turned to my side and woke her up.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#21
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If you need poon that badly, maybe you should quit trying, TS...

Nobody knew it would happen.

So nobody has done regrettable things to land a date or something?
pinga
#22
Show up drunk at her place in the middle of the night saying* we need to talk...

...good times

AEDIT: yelling*
Last edited by ali.guitarkid7 at May 15, 2011,
#24
I did quite possibly the worst thing a man could do to try and get a woman: I was honest about myself and what I thought of her.
#25
I lied D:
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Give me soul and show me the door
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Gimme toro, gimme some more


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#27
Quote by phlip999
I did quite possibly the worst thing a man could do to try and get a woman: I was honest about myself and what I thought of her.






ARE YOU MAD MAN?!

Seriously, that actually worked?
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#28
I walked around a party asking literally every girl there they wanted to have sex with me.

In retrospect, an 8 year olds birthday party probably wasn't the best place for that.
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#29
i knew this girl once who wasnt exactly ugle but i didnt want her * i nkow hard to beleive right* well i had been trying for a diff girl for about a year and two days after she left her shitty BF i had asked the other girl out. we actually made it about a year cause i didnt want to just up and leave i would have felt too shitty.
Originally Posted by SenseS FaiL
everytime it thunders i have to be away from a window and outside, i saw a tv show where it showed me a lady getting thundered in the face by watching outside her car window and that scarred me for life i guess
#30
Quote by Deathrow_Saints
i knew this girl once who wasnt exactly ugle but i didnt want her * i nkow hard to beleive right* well i had been trying for a diff girl for about a year and two days after she left her shitty BF i had asked the other girl out. we actually made it about a year cause i didnt want to just up and leave i would have felt too shitty.



Could you translate that to English please?
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#31
I swore I'd love her 'till the end of time.


So now I'm praying for the end of time to hurry up and arrive.
I have more fun than normal people are allowed to have.

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#32
Quote by maidenrulz19
The cookie to end all cookies.



that's just ****ed up! you can't eat that!


without putting beef in between two of them that is!

one time, i pretended to marry a girl to have sex with her, because she wanted to wait until she was married. my uncle told me no sex before marriage, but i didn't listen. i took the girl to a chapel and got my friend to do a fake ceremony. then we got to the hotel room, and i felt bd so i told her what happened. she got mad so she took the keys to my uncle's Mercedes and drove off with it. my uncle was pissed, needless to say.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
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#33
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ARE YOU MAD MAN?!

Seriously, that actually worked?

Fuck no! When does telling the truth EVER bring about good results?
#34
Quote by phlip999
I did quite possibly the worst thing a man could do to try and get a woman: I was honest about myself and what I thought of her.


You know, to write in this thread the method had to earn you some poon.
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#35
Worst thing that I have done for poon?


Slept with the bitch.
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#36
Quote by phlip999
I did quite possibly the worst thing a man could do to try and get a woman: I was honest about myself and what I thought of her.



We've all been there.
pinga
#37
Quote by Todd Hart
You know, to write in this thread the method had to earn you some poon.

Oh, I thought it was a thread for the ATTEMPT to get some. Nevermind.
#38
Quote by phlip999
Oh, I thought it was a thread for the ATTEMPT to get some. Nevermind.

It is...

Whether you were sucessful or not, you can add that in your story.
pinga
#39
Man screw poon, what you really need is a new amp!
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Last edited by FireFromTheVoid at May 15, 2011,
#40
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
If you need poon that badly, maybe you should quit trying, TS...


Obvious virgin is obvious...

There are no limits when it comes to poon. You could be telling a friend a story and be like "yah so after I stole that kids bike and robbed the pharmacy I swam 2 miles across the river and hitchiked 2 states...."

Then you're friend would be like "omg wtf why would you do that"

"Poon..."

Then he'd say "Ohh okay, that's understandable"

*high fives*


Moral of story is, poon has no limitations and you're foolish for thinking otherwise.
trying to piece his 2 and 2 together
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