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#1
Okay, most musicians have a secret weapon. Whether its an effect, an equalizer setting, etc.
What's yours? Mine is my 5 second delay pedal, when improvising it gives you time to figure out a melody to what you just played. Thoughts? Your secret weapon?
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#2
I taped a knife to my headstock.

To stab boxes in supermarkets.
Last edited by Horlicks at May 15, 2011,
#3
Personally I stab boxes at my local supermarket and change the name jewel quest to jew quest.
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#4
I add a sharpie to the end of the headstock and draw on valuable stuff whilst I'm doing an epic solo.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#5
I use an mp3 on my line-in on my bass amp its loaded with tracks ready for me to totally fake it
#8
i get my dick out for five seconds to give me time to think of a melody for the riff i just played.

the whole audience just looks at my dick, it's like a time lag.
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#9
Quote by metalh3ad88
My Ibanez could be used as a murder weapon...

Does that count?


to be fair, you sit someone hard with any kind of guitar, you know?

my secret weapon is a secret, TS. and i don't trust you at all!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#10
my amp. it's a line 6 spider III and that means it has the most br00tz of any amp out there.
oh, and my drop C tuning that makes my guitar br00tally low.
Last edited by theknuckster at May 15, 2011,
#12
^^True, but it would be pretty difficult to stab someone with a Strat, know what I mean?

EDIT: Three posts up
#15
Quote by theknuckster
my amp. it's a line 6 spider III and that means it has the most br00tz of any amp out there.
oh, and my drop C tuning that makes my guitar br00tally low.

lmao

my secret weapon is my skill... i just turn it on whenever i feel like, but i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

i have retarded fingers so exercise doesnt help with that.
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#16
Quote by theknuckster
my amp. it's a line 6 spider III and that means it has the most br00tz of any amp out there.
oh, and my drop C tuning that makes my guitar br00tally low.


your br00tz can't match teh crushing overdrive of teh MG!
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#17
Quote by Wisthekiller
Rent a couple of BC Richs for gigs. Razorback or two also. Go to war with em, stab boxes, no biggie.


I might as well rent a piece of shit...
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#18
My Marshall MG: the tone is TOTALLY SLAMMING and the overdrive is CRUSHING.
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#19
My tuner... I find people like it more if I tune my guitar. Plus, when it's tuned it has enough power to stab through over 9000 boxes in one walmart.
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#20
I have a cousin in Tenerife who uses a knife as his secret weapon...
...Stapling helium to penguins since 1949.
#22
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Personally I stab boxes at my local supermarket and change the name jewel quest to jew quest.

#23
Keeping my secret secret, getting Dempsey's secret out there!
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#24
my fogmachine. i learned my techniques for it from buck nelson, the first drummer to mic the drum stool
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#28
My Fender bass weigh quite a bit, dare I say. Beware.
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#29
Not sucking
Telecaster for high gain
Tuning a step lower for clean sounds
Swapping pickup magnets
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#31
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Not sucking
Telecaster for high gain
Tuning a step lower for clean sounds
Swapping pickup magnets


How would you swap pickup magnets.
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#33
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I put sand in an acoustic bass.


I hope you realize that wasnt me.
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#34
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I hope you realize that wasnt me.


Just saying , I don't really mind that one.
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#36
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Just saying , I don't really mind that one.



What are you guys talking about?


And also, my secret weapon is my NARBS. Always add to the solos.
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#37
I'm not really sure. I have a few tricks that seem to please the crowd when I play. When I did a jazz gig and was told to improvise on the spot, I wasn't ready at all. But I've been told it's my best playing. I guess my soloing involves a groove, which most guitarists I know can't seem to get into.
#38
Quote by hootie37
What are you guys talking about?


And also, my secret weapon is my NARBS. Always add to the solos.


something-something-something-boners-something?
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#40
Being shit.
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