#1
Okay guys I'm just gonna lay it out straight. I own Harmon kardon Soundsticks(search on google if you havent seen them) and I think they are really good sounding. Infact they work really well when I record my music and mixing it and all. But the problem is how they look. And its really bugging me because I'm having a girl over later tonight, and she expects me to play some music for.
Should I ditch the speakers and go buy some crappy new ones or just pretend that they dont look like two giant silver dildos?

Help me pit
#2
Should have thought about that when you bought then now didn't you. That's what I do when I go buy things or go buy something to eat. I ask myself: "Does this look like a dick?" And 95% of the time I have to resist the urge.

You know what they say, all the best things are shaped like dicks.
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#5
That doesn't look like a dildo.


Thunderbeads on the other hand...
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#6
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You know what they say, all the best things are shaped like dicks.


This must be why my dick looks nothing like a dick.

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#8
dude I have a friend who has those.... They are awesome. Never thought of them as dildos. you are just trippin
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#9
Quote by spanishyanez
Should have thought about that when you bought then now didn't you. That's what I do when I go buy things or go buy something to eat. I ask myself: "Does this look like a dick?" And 95% of the time I have to resist the urge.

You know what they say, all the best things are shaped like dicks.

I got them as a christmas present from my parents... And couldnt really throw them away. But yeah ur right maybe I should've talked to them about it.
#11
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I got them as a christmas present from my parents... And couldnt really throw them away. But yeah ur right maybe I should've talked to them about it.


Do you find yourself regularly needing to ask your parents not to buy you gifts shaped like dicks?
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
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dude I have a friend who has those.... They are awesome. Never thought of them as dildos. you are just trippin

You think so? I still can't get the image of her look out of my head when she sees them.
#13
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Do you find yourself regularly needing to ask your parents not to buy you gifts shaped like dicks?


I think his parents are trying to send him a message....
#14
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Do you find yourself regularly needing to ask your parents not to buy you gifts shaped like dicks?

Dude haha not at all. I just really needed good speakers and I got those and they really arent that bad. Just how they look.
#15
Stick them in a play power chords with the volume up, I guarantee she won't leave.
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#16
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I think his parents are trying to send him a message....


If his parents are showering him with dick-gifts, I think he's been sending them the message......
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
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If his parents are showering him with dick-gifts, I think he's been sending them the message......


Or he's been sending them half the message and they're waiting for him to send them the rest of the message........
#18
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Or he's been sending them half the message and they're waiting for him to send them the rest of the message........


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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Lmao we're not flaming you, we're subtly hinting that you're gay. And it's not a situation, they're ****ing speakers.... If your dildo/speakers upset you, play music with your laptop and stop making a big deal out of nothing.
#21
Don't worry, they're inanimate and lack intelligence, hence they cannot conspire to rape you in the middle of the night.


Or can they?
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#22
If she mentions your dildo speakers just get your penis out. I garentee it will work
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