#4
he majored in not asking stupid questions. that's why he's famous.
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#5
He majored at copying Joe Satriani.
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#6
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I believe he majored in New Age Hippy studies, with a minor in 'Standing in front of a blowing fan.'

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He majored at copying Joe Satriani.



he sounds nothing like joe satriani
#8
He majored in sounding nothing like Joe Satriani.

EDIT: And minored in hiring a fucking minor deity to sing on one of his albums, but still having the camera on himself for 90% of all the music videos. While the much more talented singer just flailed his arms around in the background, looking like a mentally ill man who just wandered onto the set.
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He majored at copying Joe Satriani.


ye, havin a gitar and all br0 what a loozer joe had a gitar first
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#13
He majored in 'writing about 2 good compositions and then generic wanking for the rest of his back catalog'
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#17
he majored in minor chords. and i believe he minored in major chords.
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Does anyone know???


He originally majored in film scoring, but was only there for a year. Source


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EDIT: And minored in hiring a fucking minor deity to sing on one of his albums, but still having the camera on him for 90% of all the music videos. While the much more talented singer just flailed his arms around in the background, looking like a mentally ill man who just wandered onto the set.


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#19
man this thread's awesome

i was gonna say it certainly wasn't fashion design

but that "minor in standing in front of a fan" is
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#20
Majored in the minor pentatonic scale.
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#22
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Why, I'll have you know I've never spoken about someone who isn't named Devin Townsend in my life.
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He majored in sounding nothing like Joe Satriani.

EDIT: And minored in hiring a fucking minor deity to sing on one of his albums, but still having the camera on himself for 90% of all the music videos. While the much more talented singer just flailed his arms around in the background, looking like a mentally ill man who just wandered onto the set.



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he majored in minor chords. and i believe he minored in major chords.


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Why, I'll have you know I've never spoken about someone who isn't named Devin Townsend in my life.




Damn straight.

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#30
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He majored in minoring.


you mean he's a miner? i can dig that.
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#32
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#33
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#34
He never actually went to Berklee - He's an alien Frank Zappa found crashed in a roadside farm while on tour, and turned into a guitarist because, being awesome, he realized how awesome an alien guitarist would be. Berklee is a cover story for the natural ability of his people as musicians technically.

This is also why he appears to always be in front of a fan. That's not hair, it's antennae, they stick up when his people get excited.
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He majored in 'writing about 2 good compositions and then generic wanking for the rest of his back catalog'

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