#1
and i just bought lottery tickets with a police officer. we high fived. Can any of you top that present? i doubt it.
#3
You bought a tickets with a police officer...? I didn't know they used that currency.
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#4
I bought a hooker with a police officer. I was only 16.
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#5
I'm 16 and I've bought lottery tickets, you can buy them when you're 16 you fool.
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#7
I bought a time macine for 250 police officers, then went back in time a year to do it again.
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#8
Quote by Kensai
You bought a tickets with a police officer...? I didn't know they used that currency.

Oh wow...
#9
so you're 18 eh? well when i was your age, i was 19! beat that!
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#10
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I bought a police officer.

I ticketed an 18 year old police officer.
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#11
I once became a police officer by a lottery ticket.
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#12
as we say were i lived, congratulations, you can now go to jail.
#13
can somebody make a mirror? i'm on a warning, you can quote this in the OP for motive
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#14
Quote by JustRooster
I bought a hooker with a police officer. I was only 16.

I bought a hooker dressed as a police officer. She wasn't housebroken though so I drove her a few miles to the woods and released her. I wish I could say she had no natural predators in the area.
#16
when i turned 21 i got me some alcohol, and went driving drinking. i think i hit like 7 people that day..... but its okey most of them were black.
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#17
Quote by laid-to-waste
can somebody make a mirror? i'm on a warning, you can quote this in the OP for motive


No.
#18
when I turned 18 i bought lottery tickets with a police officer. we high fived. Then he paid for them.
#22
Quote by laid-to-waste
can somebody make a mirror? i'm on a warning, you can quote this in the OP for motive

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#23
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REPORTED.


Not really.


i just got a heart palpitation.

then a boner.
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#24
Let's be honest here, TS. The only reason this thread exists is because no one made you a birthday thread.

If it is really your birthday, have a good one. I got you stuff.





If it isn't your birthday, I'm keeping the scratch-off.
#26
I once bought a candy bar with my charming smile once. No high fives or paying with human beings, though.
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