#1
I'm sitting right next to this guy in Computing class, and he wants me to look for p0rn, should I listen to him?
He likes Necrophilia, btw.
#2
Tell him to use his own damned computer for that shit.

You have futa to look up.
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#3
I'm sitting right next to a female classmate, and I say YES.
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#4
Grow up. Why don't you actually learn something at school instead of wasting your time listening to odd people?
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#5
Bash him with the mouse. If that doesn't work try the keyboard. Or both at the same time - could be interesting. Then report back so I can see what the teacher thought about my idea.
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Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#9
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Bash him with the mouse. If that doesn't work try the keyboard. Or both at the same time - could be interesting. Then report back so I can see what the teacher thought about my idea.
Serious post: What Harmonious said


I'm going to the Cafeteria for a knife, that might work better.
#10
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Grow up. Why don't you actually learn something at school instead of wasting your time listening to odd people?



YES CHINAMAN! i agree, do something worthwhile in school. Don't waste your life.
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#12
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Grow up. Why don't you actually learn something at school instead of wasting your time listening to odd people?

School isn't for learning, it's for socializing.
#13
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School isn't for learning, it's for socializing.


I agree, and for people with Necrophilic fetishes.
#14
Is that guy setting next to you is you?
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#17
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I'm sitting right next to this guy in Computing class, and he wants me to look for p0rn, should I listen to him?
He likes Necrophilia, btw.

#19
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#20
Tell him to look up tub girl.

He may need help spelling it, since hes asking you to look it up he may not know how to spell.

ha
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#21
You haven't moved seats yet? Turns you on...doesn't it? So sick the human mind...
#23
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You haven't moved seats yet? Turns you on...doesn't it? So sick the human mind...


He just locked the door D:
Moving seats is pointless.
#24
tell him to listen to cannibal corpse - fucked with a knife

or fisted to the point of regurgitation

really takes the edge off
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#29
After your other posts I'm pretty sure you're trolling.
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silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#32
TS is a liar and a troll.
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#35
He's in computing class , he's not supposed to be alone , isn't he ? Unless the necrophiliac already killed them all.
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#38
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I'm sitting right next to this guy in Computing class, and he wants me to look for p0rn, should I listen to him?
He likes Necrophilia, btw.

-1/10.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#39
Check your emails.
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