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#2
Get your bod out? Actually...scrap that.
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#3
"Hey if it's not too much to ask, could I borrow some money for something I'd really like but can't quite afford right now. I promise I'll pay you back."
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#4
why would you want one of those anyway?

why don't you just buy it with your own money?
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#5
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why would you want one of those anyway?

why don't you just buy it with your own money?

Can't afford, and its on ebay and gonna be sold tomorrow.
#6
"Would you notice if, oh say £350 just disappeared?"
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#7
They already know what I want because I showed them the ad and keep hinting by puting up loads of pictures of Synyster Gates with his guitar.
#8
Birthgiver, I demand retribution for those months of solitude in your embryonic sac, or as you call it, "Womb". This, "Gift" if you will would provide ample, "Restitution". Thank you, birthgiver.

Say this very manically and make sure you move your fingers alot. It'll be yours in no time.
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#9
Just ask them nicely I guess, say it can be an early birthday/Christmas present or whatever, try not to be too Syn-ister when asking though...
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#10
Quote by JD2k9
Can't afford, and its on ebay and gonna be sold tomorrow.

A short life lesson: if you can't afford something, then you can't have it.


Why do you feel they should lend you money? If it is simply as you have this money coming in in a few days so need a short advance, then that's understandable, but if you just want this because you want it and will be paying them back for a while then tbh if I was your parents I'd just say "no".

Is it your birthday coming up at all maybe?
#11


Make sure your parents are in the house and you can collect insurance money afterwards. That way you can buy a new one, not a used aidsy one.
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#12
You have no idea how hard it is to earn that money do you?

Ahh.. to be young and naive again.
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#14
you said "loan" right? so however you plan on paying back just do that and skip the middle man
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#16
Offer a high enough interest rate to compensate for the risk involved in lending you money. That's generally how you convince people to give you loans.
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#17
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A short life lesson: if you can't afford something and can't steal it, then you can't have it.

Is it your birthday coming up at all maybe?

No, and fixed that for you

And my parents are doleys, and with the only jobs I can get at my age, i'd have to wait to get Syn's great great great great great etc grandsons sig :/

My mum's kinda been pushing me to start a band, maybe I'll tell her that I need this certain guitar for the style i want to do.
#18
You gotta learn the value of a £ boy! £350 is alot of money and unless your parents are rich or you're an only child, then there's nearly no chance. save up for one yourself. alternatively, buy something better than that piece of crap. signature guitars are pointless.
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#20
Quote by JD2k9
No, and fixed that for you

And my parents are doleys, and with the only jobs I can get at my age, i'd have to wait to get Syn's great great great great great etc grandsons sig :/

My mum's kinda been pushing me to start a band, maybe I'll tell her that I need this certain guitar for the style i want to do.

Haha I'll accept that correction, in actual terms not moral terms though...

Are you saying your parents are on the dole?

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You gotta learn the value of a £ boy! £350 is alot of money and unless your parents are rich or you're an only child, then there's nearly no chance. save up for one yourself. alternatively, buy something better than that piece of crap. signature guitars are pointless.

This. I'm sorry but as I say, unless you have the money then it's not going to happen. Everyone has things they'd like if they had that amount of cash lying about, but that's not how things work.
#22
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They already know what I want because I showed them the ad and keep hinting by puting up loads of pictures of Synyster Gates with his guitar.


...modes and scales are still useless.


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#24
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I have tree fiddy right now. I might give them to your parents in exchange for blowies.

Give it to me in exchange for half of my virginity?
#25
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Your parents are on the dole? Get a part time job and earn it yourself. You obviously have no concept of the value of money.


What is this "dole" everyone keeps referring to. Google leads me to a food company, but that doesn't seem to be it.
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#26
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What is this "dole" everyone keeps referring to. Google leads me to a food company, but that doesn't seem to be it.


Jobseekers allowance. Basically unemployment benefits. I was on it for a few months. Worked out about £75 a week.
#27
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Jobseekers allowance. Basically unemployment benefits. I was on it for a few months. Worked out about £75 a week.


Wow, then TS really sucks. Unless his parents ofcourse have a lot of money on the bank.
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#29
Tell them you need it for drugs.
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#30
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For a Schecter Syn Standard, its like £350 used on gumtree. Any ideas?



have you thought about wether your parents even have £350 to lend?
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#31
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Jobseekers allowance. Basically unemployment benefits. I was on it for a few months. Worked out about £75 a week.


ouch i had no idea it was that little :/
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#32
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have you thought about wether your parents even have £350 to lend?

Yeah they do! They have 2 bitchin cars and an old man! And I lent them £400 for a tv once and only got £350 back...
#33
having 2 cars does not mean they have money lying around, it probably means they have less as they are paying out for two cars not one.
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#34
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having 2 cars does not mean they have money lying around, it probably means they have less as they are paying out for two cars not one.

They get a new ****ing car every week -_-
#35
Do you have a job?

If not, then don't ask. If you do, then just assure them that all/most of your wages will go straight to them until it's paid.
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#36
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They get a new ****ing car every week -_-

what?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#39
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Give it to me in exchange for half of my virginity?


How do you lose half your virginity?
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