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#1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/04/may-21-2011-judgment-day_n_804166.html

Ya I know there are threads on this. I made one last year. What I wanna know is how are you going to spend your final 5 days. If you really knew you only had 5 days left.

I don't think I'd do much of anything any different. Maybe shoot my brother in law.
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#2
I'm just curious about how these people will react when nothing happens.
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#5
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I'm just curious about how these people will react when nothing happens.

They are already making excuses for being wrong.
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#6
I want to see how Jesus reacts when he sees crosses on all of the christians necks. I doubt that he'll be very happy.
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#7
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I would go rape and pillage!


Yarr, that be a fine idea there matey.
#8
There's a verse somewhere in the Bible about no one but God knowing when Judgment Day is. I don't think it will ever happen if zealots keep predicting it.

**** YEAH WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER.
#9
"While this isn't the first time that the end of the world has been predicted, there are many believers that will adhere to the date, even if it passes. "It would be like telling the Wright brothers that every other attempt to fly has failed, so you shouldn't even try.""


Has anyone told them the story of the boy who cried wolf?
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#10
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There's a verse somewhere in the Bible about no one but God knowing when Judgment Day is. I don't think it will ever happen if zealots keep predicting it.

**** YEAH WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER.


They know that they're going to hell just like us sane people, so they're just pushing back the inevitable.
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#11
That's a day before my graduation.

Don't be a dick Jesus.

If a huge, hideous beast rises up out of the sea before I walk across the stage I'm gonna be SO pissed.
#12
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That's a day before my graduation.

Don't be a dick Jesus.

If a huge, hideous beast rises up out of the sea before I walk across the stage I'm gonna be SO pissed.

You don't want your mother at your graduation????
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#14
Well I'm stuck at home on my own til Friday. That sucks.
And if the world ended on Saturday it would suck even more
#15
i would go shopping at wall mart buy a gun in the store, load it with ammunition that i already have, then go and shoot at the ceiling , the rest of the four days i would spend in a prison cell.
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#17
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They know that they're going to hell just like us sane people, so they're just pushing back the inevitable.


I'm calling July 5th as the next Judgment Day. I'm fond of fireworks and don't want to miss out because Jesus is coming.

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I'm personally keeping an eye on this site when that day arrives http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html


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#19
the 21st? eh, that day doesn't really work for me
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#22
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There's a verse somewhere in the Bible about no one but God knowing when Judgment Day is. I don't think it will ever happen if zealots keep predicting it.

**** YEAH WE SHALL LIVE FOREVER.
Or maybe they figured out God. Didn't think of that, did you?
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#23
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Or maybe they figured out God. Didn't think of that, did you?


Holy shitkicking moley, if that's the case let me go get my black sneakers and robe.
#24
Does Inglip have anything to with this?
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#25
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I'm calling July 5th as the next Judgment Day. I'm fond of fireworks and don't want to miss out because Jesus is coming.


That site reminds me of 1996. Except it doesn't have the looping MIDI playing in the background.



**** you, that's my birthday, asshole!!

Well..I guess it's fitting that my birthday is also my deathday?
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#26
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I'm just curious about how these people will react when nothing happens.

http://m.motherjones.com/politics/2011/03/denial-science-chris-mooney
#27
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**** you, that's my birthday, asshole!!

Well..I guess it's fitting that my birthday is also my deathday?


The 6th is fine, too. My schedule is pretty open as far as Doomsdays go.
#28
I'd have sex with as much escorts that I could find. And I'd fly to Madagascar.
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#29
Meh, IF this was the last few days, I would probably tell all my friends how much I appreciate and love them, I'd give all my money to a homeless person and spend as much time with the people I'm close to.
#30
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I'd have sex with as much escorts that I could find. And I'd fly to Madagascar.


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#31
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You'd better be quick before they shut the ports.

Oh dear god I forgot about that. Thank you for that.
#32
I'll be watching my friend get married that day. My friend is clearly Jesus.
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#33
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I'll be watching my friend get married that day. My friend is clearly Jesus.

Nah. His first born will be.
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#34
I'm going to burninate the coutryside and peasants
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#35
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Nah. His first born will be.

Close enough. I've been painting Jesus' future room. I think that makes up for the heresy and shit.
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#36
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That's a day before my graduation.

Don't be a dick Jesus.

If a huge, hideous beast rises up out of the sea before I walk across the stage I'm gonna be SO pissed.

Woah? You graduate in May?! I still got until June 22...
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#37
And for some reason, the Christians who believe the world is ending in 5 days are still trying to SELL their books convincing us that the world will end in 5 days. Wouldn't that be pretty pointless?
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#38
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Close enough. I've been painting Jesus' future room. I think that makes up for the heresy and shit.

I just saw my joke was not original at all.
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#39
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I just saw my joke was not original at all.

I wasn't going to say anything.
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#40
I don't even really like this comedian, but this is relevant:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64XWghZrsoE#t=2m58s

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