Some kid with Tourrettes on the bus made me cry. I kicked his ass and it felt good. He ran off at the next stop crying for his mommy. Here's the kicker though - My asshole brother is taking all the credit for beating the shit out of this prick. So, Pit, should I prosecute my brother for plagiarism or some such shit?
Punch your mother in the face.
Most of the important things

in the world have been accomplished

by people who have kept on

trying when there seemed to be no hope at all