#2
This story made me burst with joy.
If it were socially acceptable, I would drape myself in velvet.

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Googled "I would like to watch some porn please"



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#4
Way to burst my bubble about melons being dangerous.
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#5
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Way to burst my bubble about melons being dangerous.

WMDs?
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#7
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WMDs?


So it would seem. Bomb Cote D'Ivore with it.

Kill the oppressing government
Feed the people
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#11
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#12
I don't know why people associate water melons with black people. I'm albino white, and love water melons.
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#13
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Chinese people just don't know how to handle food for black people.

Chiggers?
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#14
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Chinese people just don't know how to handle food for black people.


Xiaoxi had said in the KFC thread that Asians love fried chicken, and watermelon.

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Actually, Asian people love fried chicken. We also have an affinity for watermelon.


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There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#16
But...watermelons are great? It was a slaughter!!!


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#18
I guess their attempts to grow nice watermelons were fruitless.
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#19
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I hear if you pump anything with too much chemicals, it'll explode.


My testicles disagree... OH SHI--
#20
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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#22
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I don't know why people associate water melons with black people. I'm albino white, and love water melons.

It's just a funny little stereotype.. Like how Asians are all good at math, or white people are white trash, or British people have bad teeth.
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Naedauuf for president people.


#24
Seems the watermelons have converted to Islam.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#26
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watermelons of mass destruction?

Yessir. Good thing Bush isn't still president. We'd be invading China.
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