#2
not so much as
I sometimes feel depressed when I read or hear about people like these


Gozd in gora poj,
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staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#4
Oh ye of little faith.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#5
Jesus II should be able to do all of the shit Jesus I could do right? Seems easily testable...or would that be like "tempting God".
#7
Quote by maggot9779
Jesus II should be able to do all of the shit Jesus I could do right? Seems easily testable...or would that be like "tempting God".

You're supposed to have faith, if Jesus goes around proving shit to you then what's the point of faith?
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#8
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.
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#11
Quote by Ur all $h1t
You're supposed to have faith, if Jesus goes around proving shit to you then what's the point of faith?

It's true if Jesus starts proving shit there will be no place for faith anymore, but perhaps he's using it to distinguish between all the religious hipsters who are all "I believed in God before we knew he was real" and the up until then irreligious.
#12
I pity him, fool he is.
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#13
Quote by Ur all $h1t
You're supposed to have faith, if Jesus goes around proving shit to you then what's the point of faith?


Well the idea is that Jesus supposedly did prove it 2000 years ago (miracles), otherwise what's the point of following someone who JUST says, "I'm Jesus?" Despite whether or not you believe in the 2000 yr old Jesus, I havent heard of this guy performing any miracles. Honestly, I would love to go up to this new guy's followers and say, "No, I am the real Jesus!" and seeing what happens. Maybe Ill make some money. Or maybe just MAYBE they'll all realize their stupidity. Either way it would work for me. Sadly, I doubt it would change anything.
uh...ya
Last edited by ryanb21 at May 17, 2011,
#14
Quote by Ur all $h1t
You're supposed to have faith, if Jesus goes around proving shit to you then what's the point of faith?

Kinda convenient that Jesus' methods exactly mirror those of a con artist's.
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#15
I believe him. He really is Jesus, and shame on all of you for not believing in your savior.
The man who died for your sins is back, you must open your mind to the idea of his return.

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#16
Quote by TheBurningFish
Kinda convenient that Jesus' methods exactly mirror those of a con artist's.


Actually, in the "real" Jesus' case (2000 yr old), it would take more than one con artist if thats what your saying between the lines. The whole idea is that he performed miracles and a person or mass of people witnessed it. The problem is that the "real" Jesus, whether his miracles were real or fake, happened 2000 years ago.
uh...ya
Last edited by ryanb21 at May 17, 2011,
#17
Weird thing is he seems quite nice watching the video.
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#18
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Weird thing is he seems quite nice watching the video.


lmao ya so give him your money
uh...ya
#19
Quote by ryanb21
lmao ya so give him your money

He said nice, not credible.
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#20
Quote by ryanb21
Actually, in the "real" Jesus' case (2000 yr old), it would take more than one con artist if thats what your saying between the lines. The whole idea is that he performed miracles and a person or mass of people witnessed it. The problem is that the "real" Jesus, whether his miracles were real or fake, happened 2000 years ago.

You don't say.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#21
Quote by bodyheatseeker
He said nice, not credible.


Ya, but can you guess why he seems nice?
uh...ya
#22
Quote by ryanb21
Ya, but can you guess why he seems nice?

Because he's Jesus, duh.
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#26
Who are any of you to say he isn't? I, personally 100% support this man. Good on him.
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#27
Long hair? Beard?

Yeah that's him.
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#28
Quote by consecutive e
Who are any of you to say he isn't? I, personally 100% support this man. Good on him.

Cause he wasn't son of God.

He was just the David Blaine of the 1st century.
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#30
I for one, welcome our Australian overlords.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#31
Quote by element4433
Long hair? Beard?

Yeah that's him.

Definitely him, he totally matches the image of Jesus that people in Medieval Europe made up.
#32
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#33
Quote by isabiggles
Weird thing is he seems quite nice watching the video.


I know right? I always pictured Jesus looking like Kurt Cobain though.
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#37
Crucify him and reroll.
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#38
Until he turns water into Fosters I won't believe him..


..I'm done now, where's the door?
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