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#1
So in my high school that i am at, there is the biggest douche ever. My buddy and me and most other people are just sick of him telling everyone such obvious lies such as climbing some crazy ass mountain or smuggling pocket knifes through the airport security. Now personally i don't have much to do with him, i only talked to him when he came to an audition for our band but we refused him. I just want to teach him a lesson because nobody else seems to want to and he just keeps bullshitting and douching around. Any suggestion how i can get in a fight with him, nothing too serious just a few punches to open his eyes. Other suggestions to get to him are also welcome.
#2
call him out
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#6
You'll find high school means jack shit after you graduate. Get your kicks in while you're young and can get away with it with virtually no serious consequences. Once you hit 18 BAM, no excuses.
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#7
He's telling a few little white lies probably to try and seem cool and fit in, and you want to fight because of this?
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#9
"Come at me Bro", Its like it's like the douchebag mating call
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#11
Spray him with water whilst cleaning a car at work.

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#12
i have been getting over it for the past school year. But he has the biggest mouth ever and it is really annoying everyone, even teachers make fun of him. Also i am usually the kind of guy that is hard to provoke and that will sit back but he is justs so annoying!
#13
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i have been getting over it for the past school year. But he has the biggest mouth ever and it is really annoying everyone, even teachers make fun of him. Also i am usually the kind of guy that is hard to provoke and that will sit back but he is justs so annoying!

Boo hoo. You're just as bad as him for whining like a little bitch.
#14
Ignore him. I have to deal with a couple of extremely annoying people at college but I just get on with what I'm doing and ignore them the best I can.
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#15
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High school is a such a serious thing.....


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If only you could back that statement up.
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#17
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Boo hoo. You're just as bad as him for whining like a little bitch.

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#20
Why does it concern you? Just ignore him if you don't like him.
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#22
You should get a group of people and..


dance and sing a song on the playground!
That's how problems are being solved in highschool nowadays
#23
Call him out.....if that doesn't work.....well, it will.
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#25
rub icy hot on his clyster pipes
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#26
#!.What you can do is make him look like a pussy. Have your friends or people spread rumors that you don't like him and that you want to **** him up for being a douche. Then you'll see if he backs his shit up.

#2. Hang out around him and make fun of him. Just laugh at him for being a douche. Or ask him questions about the shit he brags about to test him. (bonus if u do it in front of girls)

#3 Grab a shotgun, wait for him to go in the restroom and then blow his head off.
#27
it's funny how people over the internet can always judge the situation in a perfect manner and seem to know the perfect answer for it by making the person that is asking look stupid and themselves like a saint.
#28
Dude it's highschool. Everything besides your grades matter for jack shit. Are these lies he's telling affecting you directly? No? Then stop whining like a little stereotypical high school child and ignore him.
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#30
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it's funny how people over the internet can always judge the situation in a perfect manner and seem to know the perfect answer for it by making the person that is asking look stupid and themselves like a saint.


Well if you don't like the advice, don't ask for it.
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#32
Meh, he'll get what's coming to him eventually. Just ignore him.
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#33
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it's funny how people over the internet can always judge the situation in a perfect manner and seem to know the perfect answer for it by making the person that is asking look stupid and themselves like a saint.

You're still whining like a bitch.
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#36
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i do want advice, but what i didn't was a bunch of retards telling me that i am a little whiny bitch and so forth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIX0ZDqDljA
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So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


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#37
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Dude it's highschool. Everything besides your grades matter for jack shit. Are these lies he's telling affecting you directly? No? Then stop whining like a little stereotypical high school child and ignore him.


The most valid point so far.
If he bullshits about you, sure, go knock him about some. Assuming you won't get your own ass kicked in the process. If he's just building his rep around pretentious bullshit, let him have it. It'll all fall apart one day, and he'll have no friends.
#38
Quote by Tangerineseeker
i do want advice, but what i didn't was a bunch of retards telling me that i am a little whiny bitch and so forth.

You are on the internet looking for help on how to plot against a kid who tells lies that have literally NO effect on you whatsoever.

Guess it's not so much whiny bitch as it is idiot.
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This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

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#40
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Dude it's highschool. Everything besides your grades matter for jack shit. Are these lies he's telling affecting you directly? No? Then stop whining like a little stereotypical high school child and ignore him.

Maybe he's getting all the chicks with his lies and TS is just pissed.
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