#1
And why?

I'd be a cat because they're more like I am, they like to sleep and stretch, plus cats are cool, dogs are awesome but I'm just not that hyper, I also kind of like it how cats just kill things for the hell of it, like a bug will be crawling in it's space and then the cat's like, smoosh you're dead...I'm not into killing things but I like how they're instincts are

It doesn't have to be just house cats and dogs, it can be tigers and wolves and all those other things.

I would probably actually be a tiger because they're just cats but bigger
#3
catdog is the obvious answer here.

I'd actually want to be a cat. Cat's are awesome
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#4
my character is more dog-like. Hyper. But cats are also really cool, specially the lazy badass ones


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#5
Although I prefer dogs, I would like to be a cat because they just have more freedom.
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#6
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#7
cat for teh lulz

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#8
Solid black cat. I'd go run in front of people as often as I could...
#9
If we're talking re-incarnation, like you come back as either a cat or a dog, but can't select which type/ where, I'd go cat. Cats have the cushier life, they don't ever do fuck all, where as a dog you might come back as a working dog and have to chase sheep all day.

If I could come back as my own dog, that'd be ultimate. I mean the sheer level of excitement she gets out of the ordinary things, that'd be fucking awesome. Plus you'd have a super enhanced sense of smell which would be interesting.
#10
a wolf, cause their badass.


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#11
Cat. They lay around and nobody cares. Plus they live a lot longer.
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#12
A dog, wolf being my choice is clearly the better choice. Why? Because dogs are social creatures and cats aren't.

Cats are solitary animals and aside from lions either live on their own or in pairs. Male lions only last a few years as leader of the pride before they get killed. Compare that to the average male in a pack of wolves. Wolves have a much easier life. People who choose cats are stupid. Cats are more aesthetically pleasing but other than that what do they have?
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#13
I'd be a really shit cat. Or a lion (sleeping 20 hours a day? yes pls)

Or a fawn rat.


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#14
I honestly believe cats are the best animals ever. Whenever you see a cat, it is either eating, sleeping or chilling, and that must surely be the way we would all want to live!
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#15
Definitely cat.
If I chose Dog. I'd no doubt be a korean dog and get eaten.
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#17
Cats. They don't give a single fuck about anything or what people think. They're like "yeah I'm licking my balls right in the middle of the road, what about it?"


We could all learn something from the humble cat.
#18
I'd be a cat. If I get to choose a breed.. ragdoll. Cause they get to be fat and lazy.

But if I had to be a dog, I'd be happy to be a whippet. Then I'd get to run around and do shit.
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#21
If I had to choose I would go cat so I can have an excuse to hate everyone and be an asshole and still get love from people.

But dogs are better than cats
#22
Cat. Or as UG's RD said up there, pony. But then I liked horses before they were cool.

But cats can be annoying. I'd want to be a cat without an annoying meow. Mine has a really annoying meow, and it sucks.
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#23
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A dog, wolf being my choice is clearly the better choice. Why? Because dogs are social creatures and cats aren't.

Cats are solitary animals and aside from lions either live on their own or in pairs. Male lions only last a few years as leader of the pride before they get killed. Compare that to the average male in a pack of wolves. Wolves have a much easier life. People who choose cats are stupid. Cats are more aesthetically pleasing but other than that what do they have?



Longer lifespan, superior agility, problem-solving skills, and claws that allow for climbing.
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Longer lifespan, superior agility, problem-solving skills.


Miserable life, much more competition unless you are a lion or a tiger. Despite their superior agility and their possession of claws, leopards still have to give up their meal to a pack of hyenas or baboons. Does this happen with wolves? I think not. Wolves have no competition.
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I'd want to be a domestic cat, thank you sir. Domestic cats have nothing against them.
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#28
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I'd want to be a domestic cat, thank you sir. Domestic cats have nothing against them.


Sure domestic cats are great


if you're boring.


*I love cats but lets be serial
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#31
Wolves and bears try to avoid each other, it's mutual.
http://www.nps.gov/yell/naturescience/bearwolves.htm

My point was that there is competition considering they're the top predators living in the same area. I'm guessing I'm using the word competition differently than you are though.
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Wolves and bears try to avoid each other, it's mutual.
http://www.nps.gov/yell/naturescience/bearwolves.htm

My point was that there is competition considering they're the top predators living in the same area. I'm guessing I'm using the word competition differently than you are though.


Yeah sorry my fault I wasn't really using the word competition correctly.
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