#1
I was just sitting here with my laptop and my cd drive opened for no reason at all. I was sitting completely still watching tosh.0 and it just opened. No way I could have touched the button. Is there someone that could maybe take over my computer? Any advice from anyone would be appreciated. Make some jokes or offer serious advice. Jokes would actually be nice because I'm sure my cpu has all kinds of keyloggers and people watching exactly everything I'm doing. So make your replies pit.
#4
Electromagnetic induction be messin' with yer pc.


Also, ghosts.
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#5
yes, a ghost is the only completely logical explanation.
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#6
Yes, a ghost is screwing your computer. If it doesn't use protection, you'll have a whole bunch of ghost-android babies running around. And you don't want that.


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#7
It's not a ghost, it's just the FBI testing whether all the surveillance and control software they put on your machine is working.
#8
maybe you left it in sleep mode?

my computer does that every time i put it to sleep mode
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It's not a ghost, it's just the FBI testing whether all the surveillance and control software they put on your machine is working.

#12
A ghost is the only logical explanation to what is happening. You need to call Ghostbusters immediately.


But seriously, my desktop has a tendency of doing that from time to time, especially if I've recently used the CD drive. I wouldn't worry much about it.
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#13
Ghost Computer Babies?
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#16
I see what you have is a Ghost in the Machine.

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#17
It's a hacker!

No seriously, theres a computer hack that I know which lets you open your friends CD rom on command.
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#18
Dont you have an anti-ghost on your computer? Who doesnt have an anti-ghost on his computer...
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Dont you have an anti-ghost on your computer? Who doesnt have an anti-ghost on his computer...


I had a free trial for one where it could detect the ghosts, but it couldn't delete them.
Lot of help that was.
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I had a free trial for one where it could detect the ghosts, but it couldn't delete them.
Lot of help that was.

You can't delete a ghost, that's double homicide!
#21
It's one of 42 4 things.

1. Ghosts (most likely)

2. The FBI or CIA (or INTERPOL)

3. Pick gnomes (very unlikely)

4. Debris in the tray mechanism causing it to open on its own (least likely)

EDIT: After giving it some thought, I've eliminated number 4.
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It's one of 42 4 things.

1. Ghosts (most likely)

2. The FBI or CIA (or INTERPOL)

3. Pick gnomes (very unlikely)

4. Debris in the tray mechanism causing it to open on its own (least likely)

EDIT: After giving it some thought, I've eliminated number 4.

I hope. Number 4 is absolutely stupid. And I dont think pick gnomes is that much unlikely.
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I hope. Number 4 is absolutely stupid. And I dont think pick gnomes is that much unlikely.

Pick gnomes are only likely if he keeps his picks in the tray or anywhere within the computer housing.
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#24
Yes. There is a ghost in your computer--the ghost called Remote Desktop.

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Pick gnomes are only likely if he keeps his picks in the tray or anywhere within the computer housing.

Unless his computer is their hideout. DO NOT under-estimate the pick gnomes.
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Based on the evidence you've presented I can successfully diagnose it's an ghost

Lmao
#29
I ****ing love all you guys. The only thing I can come up with is a hacker who really loves gay porn

Edit: watching me watch it...
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#31
Stop downloading shady porn links bro.

On the other hand, it could be a demon. Go buy a Ouija board and find out. You never know what you'll find.... actually you probably have one in your basement now. Come check, I'll be waiting...
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#32
Here's what happened:
You were watching tosh (you and I both know what TS means by that), you got an 'external hard-drive' and knocked the eject button.
#33
Based on your description of events, it is highly likely it is a sign that you are the second coming of L Ron Hubbard that was foretold. I highly advise you to join your local Church of Scientology immediately and sign your life to them. You'll be a God.
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Unless his computer is their hideout. DO NOT under-estimate the pick gnomes.



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#35
It's a Ghost, you're correct.

But not only is it a Ghost, it's a class 1, Gigantosaurus, super big, ocean-going, torturer of a Ghost.

Picture the scene.

Man (or lady) sat in a square room, the walls are grey with moisture stains and drips. There is a small light hanging from the ceiling, fairly dim and flickering occasionally. The chair upon which they are plonked is very worn, and creaks when they move. There is a small table of the same effect around a meter in front of them, upon which there is a sole disk tray from a computer. It is not connected to a computer, nor is there any source of power, or even a disk.

The person is chained, handcuffed, strapped, locked, unable to move from the chair. The room is silent, apart from an odd drip from the corner, two to three times a minute.

The person has commited an unforgivable crime, and is being punished by the devil. He has one of his top employees in the room with the person, but it can be not seen nor felt, it's soul task is to phantom power the disk tray, and every few seconds, open, or close, the tray.

The person is locked, prevented from death and sleep, and is forced to stare at the tray, and listen as it scrapes open and closed, until the end of time.

Scccrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrcss. Scccrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrcss. Scccrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrcss. Scccrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrcss. Until they go insane.

I think that's the Ghost that you have. Maybe due to the recession he was made redundant, so he decided to come into your residence and keep up the practice.
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Is this you TS?
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I was just sitting here with my laptop and my cd drive opened for no reason at all. I was sitting completely still watching tosh.0 and it just opened. No way I could have touched the button. Is there someone that could maybe take over my computer? Any advice from anyone would be appreciated. Make some jokes or offer serious advice. Jokes would actually be nice because I'm sure my cpu has all kinds of keyloggers and people watching exactly everything I'm doing. So make your replies pit.


There's your problem