#1
Pineapple juice is taken as a diuretic and to expedite labor, also as a gargle in cases of sore throat and as an antidote for seasickness. The flesh of very young (toxic) fruits is deliberately ingested to achieve abortion (a little with honey on 3 successive mornings); also to expel intestinal worms; and as a drastic treatment for venereal diseases. In Africa the dried, powdered root is a remedy for edema. The crushed rind is applied on fractures and the rind decoction with rosemary is applied on hemorrhoids. Indians in Panama use the leaf juice as a purgative, emmenagogue and vermifuge.

http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/morton/pineapple.html#Other%20Uses
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#5
Ancient civilisations had their own natural ways of inducing abortion, and even their own oral contraceptives.. what is the point of this thread?

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#6
I was expecting something a bit more... insertive.
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#12
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Pineapple Abortion©


wrong sign

Pineapple Abortion™
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#15
I can't have been the only one who imagined swinging a fully loaded, half ripe pineapple on a chain into the swollen gut of a pregnant woman upon seeing the title of this thread.
#16
I think I just found my new band name....
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#19
Interesting...
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#20
ok..................... good for you for finding this.............
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#21
Pineapples have become the most metal fruit ever.
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