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The White Samoans
Hardcore progressive acoustic comedy..

"Progressicousticomecore"


We are two fat guys who picked up an acoustic guitar, and started writing stupid music. We call ourselves "The White Samoans", simply because we are white.. And we are big, built like samoans.

Now, the quality of these songs are not going to be that great.. We only have Audacity, a camera mic, and two low quality acoustics. Don't expect studio stuff, here!

We attempt to be funny lyrically, and with the delivery of the songs. We do occasionally alter the pitch of our voices and such, because it really adds to the songs, while when they were normal pitch they weren't that great. Very bland..

PLEASE NOTE: Like 60% of the time, we improv.. We don't usually prepare much in terms of what we'll say/sing, or the topic of the song.. It makes it funnier most of the time.

Here's a sample song with a stupid video we hope you find funny:
Now My Dad's Got Herpes
Linky: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZycCq49nBA0&feature=channel_video_title

SO, if that didn't make your ears bleed and make you rip out your eyes, and vomit uncontrollably check out some of our other songs. Please & Thank you <3

Fans of The Interstellar Taco, Beware!:
http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/fans-of-the-interstellar-taco
H.J. Herbert:
http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/h-j-herbert
Tits 'R Wonderful:
http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/tits-r-wonderful
Gay Bar:
http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/gay-bar

Now, no one take offense to anything said in the song. It's all meant to be in good humor.

NOW, if you were able to stand those.. Check out our pages for Soundcloud, UG, and Facebook here:
UG: http://artists.ultimate-guitar.com/thewhitesamoans/
SC: http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans
FB: Look up "The White Samoans", we can't link since we don't have 25 likes yet.. Meaning we don't have a personal page URL. .. yet. Wanna halp?

AND, now here's 3 serious instrumental pieces we both wrote.
Tides: http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/tides
Sandhills: http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/sand-hills
Polaris 17: http://soundcloud.com/the-white-samoans/polaris-17

We've been doing this since about February.. We seriously have like 130+ songs. And we're not stopping

So please, crit us. Like us on FB, tell your friends! Especially if you like laughing.. At the misfortune of others.. Us.. Two fat guys..

EDIT: Just for Team_Snorlax, here's Happy Birthday, Carol.. http://www.youtube.com/darkechodown#p/u/4/n3R0W0BPKV8
Last edited by TheAbsentOne at May 18, 2011,
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