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#4
Mr Gorske says he eats a Big Mac in 16 bites and keeps track of his consumption on calendars.

Every week he buys six on Monday and eight on Thursday and keeps them in his fridge or freezer until he is ready to eat them, he says.


...Well that's perfectly normal behaviour
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#5
How is he not fat as hell...? This really goes against all that calories mean. Just... wat...
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#6
i remember seeing this guy in a movie we watched in health class. funny shit, man.

he even proposed to his wife at McDonald's. what a goofball.

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How is he not fat as hell...? This really goes against all that calories mean. Just... wat...


he doesn't eat fries, if i remember correctly.
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#7
I bet he's lovin it lol
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#9
Yeah , heard of this guy when we had to watch the movie '' supersize me '' at school.

75,000 bread slices
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#10
And we should give him a free years worth of Big Mac for this outstanding achievement



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#11
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It consists of two 1.6 oz (45.4 g) beef patties.....


That's 2270kg of beef!
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That's 2270kg of beef!


Which is about 4 and a half cows.
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#16
I can't imagine that guy as a prison guard.

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#17
"...then dies of strain in the bathroom trying to pass waste."

I guess they left that part out of the article.

Seriously - 25k big macs? I would be so ashamed to find out someone knew about that if it was me.
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That's 2270kg of beef!


That's 5 whole cows!
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#19
Ew.

Although considering he isn't obese, he's obviously doing something right.
He must eat nothing else but fruit and veg or something O_O
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#20
he has OCD and no sense of taste. I can't believe he kept all of the receipts and all the boxes until a tornado hit his house. poor guy.

the 25000 occurred over a course of 40 years.
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#23
when he dies he should be put in a blender and turned into a big mac and be buried in a styrofoam box
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#24
How can the doctors not recommend that? It's meat, cheese, bread and salad. BOOM, four groups!
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Lol @ the last line.
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#27
Man, we really need more people like this. I just look at this guy and think, wow, I'm wasting my life away

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#29
power to the guy, that's 25000 more than i could ever eat.
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#30
This guy is in the news every time he says he reaches an even number of Big macs.
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#31
This is news?
A fat guy that eats cheeseburgers everyday?
McDonalds doesn't even taste good.
He should have picked someplace better, like Whataburger.

Edit: Disclaimer: I'm not talking literally when I say fat.
#33
Apparently the first side effect of too many Big Macs is that it makes your hair grow out in a really uneven and shitty manner, judging by that picture. No more Big Macs for me, then, I like looking fashionable
#36
ITT: Jealous hipsters who think McDonalds is too mainstream

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#37
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This is news?
A fat guy that eats cheeseburgers everyday?
McDonalds doesn't even taste good.
He should have picked someplace better, like Whataburger.

+1 to every word Your 25,000th meal at Jack in the Box, now that's something to aim for.

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#38
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+1 to every word Your 25,000th meal at Jack in the Box, now that's something to aim for.


no, he should aim for 25,000 ostrich burgers while cycling through Walmart.
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#40
I didn't hear about the 20,000th. I can only assume this dude has been trying to get attention for this the whole time and everyone's just been telling him its not enough.
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