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Dyer's Eve
I am what you see...
Join date: Mar 2004
5,893 IQ
#1
Go.
LAMMERGEIER
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Senor Kristian
This is bollocks
Join date: May 2006
367 IQ
#2
Oh perfect. Then I don't have to think of something to change the subject.

To the Urban Dictionary!

EDIT: Heh.
Quote by rg_metal
I love to utilize furniture to achieve the desired penetration.

UGH!
taste
kaygade
Last edited by Senor Kristian at May 18, 2011,
sg_man08
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2008
770 IQ
#4
A shiny new chat thread. Me gusta.
Quote by severed-metal
These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

last.fm
rg_metal
The Clit Commander
Join date: Aug 2005
2,225 IQ
#5
So did anyone watch the interview between Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly?

Quote by Stranglehold
He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

Quote by severed-metal
You can dress a woman slutty, but she's not a slut. Understand?

living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
duncang
Popular British sitcom
Join date: Sep 2005
4,351 IQ
#6
Sounds like the name of a metal band

Going incognito
Quote by justinb904
im more of a social godzilla than chameleon

Quote by MetalMessiah665
Alright, I'll give them a try, Japanese Black Speed rarely disappoints.

Quote by azzemojo
Hmm judging from your pic you'd fit in more with a fat busted tribute.
CG Man16
hey
Join date: Jul 2008
814 IQ
#8
Quote by The_Casinator
Remember the old days, when regular sexual acts were sufficient?

Psht, never.
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
Stranglehold
Moderator
Join date: Oct 2006
6,080 IQ
#9
Let the necrosodomy begin!
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
sg_man08
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2008
770 IQ
#10
Quote by rg_metal
So did anyone watch the interview between Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly?

Yeah, it was pretty funny. Stewart totally owned the guy.
Quote by severed-metal
These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

last.fm
progbass
UG Resident
Join date: Feb 2007
1,030 IQ
#11
Quote by Stranglehold
Let the necrosodomy begin!

You call Ledney, ill order pizza
HESSIAN HAREM
FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE HESSIAN CULTURE. STAY TRUE.
rg_metal
The Clit Commander
Join date: Aug 2005
2,225 IQ
#12
Quote by sg_man08
Yeah, it was pretty funny. Stewart totally owned the guy.

Bill was being way to ridiculous and repetitive... I think Jon Stewart has a great show. I know its supposed to be a comedy show but I think it reports better news than just about any other news show

Quote by Stranglehold
He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

Quote by severed-metal
You can dress a woman slutty, but she's not a slut. Understand?

living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
Stranglehold
Moderator
Join date: Oct 2006
6,080 IQ
#13
Quote by progbass
You call Ledney, ill order pizza


Rotting nuns pepperoni and priest cockcheese for me plz.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,297 IQ
#15
Quote by progbass
You call Ledney, ill order pizza


Can you tell them to add two bottles of Goat's Blood, please?
Stranglehold
Moderator
Join date: Oct 2006
6,080 IQ
#16
Von Veineken?
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
sg_man08
Registered User
Join date: Aug 2008
770 IQ
#17
White wine, red wine, which am I to choose?
Quote by severed-metal
These don't sound like very good ambitions when driving...Judas Priest makes people want to go 200 mph, and Realm of Chaos is now an album for ramming shit. You are dangerous, dangerous people.

last.fm
Cianyx
UG Nerd
Join date: Dec 2008
1,216 IQ
#18
I found God, he was hiding in my bowl of oats
Stranglehold
Moderator
Join date: Oct 2006
6,080 IQ
#19
Red Wine, man. So much more body to it. However, dont touch the last 1/6th of the bottle, as the tannins aggregate in the bottom of the bottle (with cheap wine). Hangover catalysts.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
ChemicalFire
King of Bacon Pancakes
Join date: Oct 2007
5,773 IQ
#20
I just spent an hour filling in an online form...


IT KEPT CRASHING MY BROWSER, I STARTED AGAIN SO MANY TIMES
All I want is for everyone to go to hell...
...It's the last place I was seen before I lost myself



Quote by DisarmGoliath
You can be the deputy llamma of the recordings forum!
Stranglehold
Moderator
Join date: Oct 2006
6,080 IQ
#21
Booking flights with Ryanair creates a similar atmosphere.
Quote by Ultraussie
I want to try that while playing the opening riff to "Tempting Time".

0-0-0-13-0-0-0-0-13 or something like that alalalala but It;s so heavy and off time and awesome and you could not f**k anyone to it.


Quote by Ingested
burzum IS nazi. well, varg is.
Emenius Sleepus
Blaze above the ashes
Join date: Mar 2003
1,005 IQ
#22
Quote by Stranglehold
Booking flights with Ryanair creates a similar atmosphere.


"Национальный танец русских - это на ваших ебаных могилах".
KULTURKAMPF
lastFM
dillonrips7
UG Sodomite
Join date: Dec 2007
212 IQ
#23
Hey guys whats a good metal instrumental that someone could feasibly learn in a week? I need ideas, I have no clue what to play.
Namaste196
Banned
Join date: Dec 2010
150 IQ
#24
I learnt the rhythm to Intro - Nosferatu by Coroner in a week and a half, so that maybe?
Cianyx
UG Nerd
Join date: Dec 2008
1,216 IQ
#26
Wehre is Sam? Season finale for community is soooo good
severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,297 IQ
#27
^ Don't say too much, I have yet to even begin the second season.

Almost at 12,000 posts total. Christ that's a lot of time wasted..
Riffmast
Sperm Of Andychrist
Join date: Apr 2004
3,515 IQ
#28
Does anyone know if Deathtomankind is a reliable webstore? They have a few things on there i can't pass up.

Edit: Actually **** i may go broke if i order the stuff i'm into that they have, way too much good stuff.
Quote by Steve08
Acid probably makes you feel less like a hedonistic raver piece of trash, too.

Last edited by Riffmast at May 18, 2011,
MoogleRancha
Leck meine Hoden
Join date: Feb 2009
482 IQ
#29
Quote by severed-metal
^ Don't say too much, I have yet to even begin the second season.

Almost at 12,000 posts total. Christ that's a lot of time wasted..


10,488 here...what a great use of time.
Philosophy > Life
severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,297 IQ
#30
Quote by MoogleRancha
10,488 here...what a great use of time.


Mine doesn't even include my pit posts either.

I am positive it would be past 16,000 with pit posts. Easily. Depressing in a way.
CG Man16
hey
Join date: Jul 2008
814 IQ
#31
4007.

U mad?
Quote by severed-metal
Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


Quote by Morphogenesis26
So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
rg_metal
The Clit Commander
Join date: Aug 2005
2,225 IQ
#32
This is my second account here at UG and if I would have kept my previous account...and also posted everyday I would have alot alot of posts. There was a year or so maybe a year and a half I didn't post one time in these forums mostly because I couldn't use the internet unless I went to someone's house that had internet...which sucked... but now that I have internet all the time I get on here frequently

Quote by Stranglehold
He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

Quote by severed-metal
You can dress a woman slutty, but she's not a slut. Understand?

living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
severed-metal
moo
Join date: Nov 2006
4,297 IQ
#33
I'm still on my first account, and I doubt I'll be changing that anytime soon.

I think I'll be cutting down substantially once the summer hits and once my bit with the Metal Forum Recommends is done.

Quote by CG Man16
4007.

U mad?


It was 4006 before your edit. Tricky.
Riffmast
Sperm Of Andychrist
Join date: Apr 2004
3,515 IQ
#34
6212, not that impressive for me.
Quote by Steve08
Acid probably makes you feel less like a hedonistic raver piece of trash, too.

Last edited by Riffmast at May 18, 2011,
MoogleRancha
Leck meine Hoden
Join date: Feb 2009
482 IQ
#35
^ aww

On a positive note, I'm so ready for my guitar recital tomorrow!
Philosophy > Life
jibran
UG
Join date: Jan 2008
145 IQ
#36
Second account, this one has 5500ish posts excluding Pit posts. I imagine that would drastically increase it. I didn't post much with my first account.
rg_metal
The Clit Commander
Join date: Aug 2005
2,225 IQ
#37
yeah I only have 2650 right now on this account. Thats all because I didn't have a chance to visit the forums for a while... otherwise I would have alot of posts

Quote by Stranglehold
He swallowed black nail polish and shat the word 'motherfucker' onto a non-metal kid. Rad.

Quote by severed-metal
You can dress a woman slutty, but she's not a slut. Understand?

living inside a drop only to die in an ocean
jibran
UG
Join date: Jan 2008
145 IQ
#38
Personally, I feel the less posts here the better. I've wasted so much time here. The day I see 10,000 I think I'll smash my laptop. I can't stop posting here though. Oh well haha.
Last edited by jibran at Jun 13, 2011,
RiffYourFaceOff
burned and died
Join date: Oct 2010
160 IQ
#39
That's why I'm glad UG doesn't show number of posts below user names. I'm not constantly reminded of how much time I've spent on the forums, though this account doesn't have that many posts on it.
last.fm
"the waves have now a redder glow..."

Quote by genghisgandhi
I don't care what my dad says, you metalheads are alright.
Scourge441
Eyes With Pride
Join date: Jun 2004
5,346 IQ
#40
7,239 posts. Given that I've been here since 2004, that's probably pretty low, but I've posted less and less as I've gotten older and busier.

Quote by rg_metal
This is my second account here at UG

Uhh... sure you want to be admitting to having multiple accounts on the forums? Unless it's been cleared by the staff.

Quote by RiffYourFaceOff
That's why I'm glad UG doesn't show number of posts below user names. I'm not constantly reminded of how much time I've spent on the forums, though this account doesn't have that many posts on it.

They used to show post counts back in the day. Then they got rid of it, presumably because people were using them as a dick-measuring contest.
Last edited by Scourge441 at May 19, 2011,