#1
Me and my friend like to do a lot of improving off of simple ideas.
So, I was wondering if The Pit could help.

Just give like, an idea or a title that could be turned into a funny song.
And if we do use your idea, credit will be given.


EDIT:
Here is a sample of what some of our song titles are:
-My Drunk Baby
-Song About The Solar System
-HJ Herbert
-Tits 'R' Wonderful
-The Meat Key Of Ohio
-The Testicles Of Fire
-Arrested For Rape
-The Lonely Kitty
-Happy Birthday Carol
-Slowboy

You get the idea..
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Last edited by NIN_junkie at May 18, 2011,
#2
"How to Write a Funny Song"

Because everybody loves meta-humour.


...of course, since you're having trouble with the subject matter yourself you may be hard pressed to come up with lyrics.

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.



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#3
Chocolate salty balls
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#4
Quote by Kilobyte
"How to Write a Funny Song"

Because everybody loves meta-humour.


...of course, since you're having trouble with the subject matter yourself you may be hard pressed to come up with lyrics.


It's not so much that we can't get the lyrics down, it's just that we always come back to the same group of themes and ideas. I just thought that others pitching in their insight could help broaden our view a bit.
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#7
Ehm, you are going to write a comedy song but don't even know what you wanna sing about?

Sigh...

So the idea from the start was basically "hey let's do a song!! and let's make it funny!"


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#8
I once came up with a rough draft of a song called "Does She Swallow (For You Like She Did For Me)"

I'm sure you can guess the premise the song was based on.
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#12
Quote by acousticmark2
I once came up with a rough draft of a song called "Does She Swallow (For You Like She Did For Me)"

I'm sure you can guess the premise the song was based on.


Displays of affection from your girlfriend by means of sword swallowing?
#14
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#15
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#17
"I Need a New Amp"
"Phonesex with Grandma"
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#18
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"I Need a New Amp"
"Phonesex with Grandma"
"If My Dick Wasn't Supposed To Go In There... Why Does It Fit Perfectly?"
"If You Stab Charlie Sheen, Does Tiger's Blood Come Out, or Does He Just Die A Horrible Death?"
"This Sharpie Smells Like Brain Damage"


You are officially my hero, sir.
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#19
Maybe you should write a song about how all pop songs revolve around the same four chords, and then play a gigantic medley of the most well known songs that use that specific chord progression!!!

Am I right?
#20
Do a clever parody of musical comedy about how putting some immature subject matter over some chords saves you having to think of a joke about it.
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#24
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#27
'How to write a meta-humorous song'

I can see the whole 'This song is a joke about writing a joke about a joke' intro. Go for it.

EDIT: Actually, don't. That's now officially my idea.
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#28
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Ehm, you are going to write a comedy song but don't even know what you wanna sing about?

Sigh...

So the idea from the start was basically "hey let's do a song!! and let's make it funny!"



Noooooooooooooooo! I'm so sorry. I hate people getting that wrong ARGH this is a bad day
#29
Quote by laid-to-waste
'How to write a meta-humorous song'

I can see the whole 'This song is a joke about writing a joke about a joke' intro. Go for it.

EDIT: Actually, don't. That's now officially my idea.


Inception much?
#30
Quote by laid-to-waste
'How to write a meta-humorous song'

I can see the whole 'This song is a joke about writing a joke about a joke' intro. Go for it.

EDIT: Actually, don't. That's now officially my idea.

#31


^All those previous ideas... they're going right up on the fridge.
Trent Reznor is God.


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