I'll have the strawberry-lemon popsicle, please.
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
does it come in cream flavor?

also this reminds me of that breast milk icecream thread.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
I read the OP as Ice Cream Man froze his urine in his trunk

I was thinking how much that would hurt.
I'm the piss king

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"

"No..." [laughs, then more emphatically] "No."

"Oh, me neither, man, I was just asking."
So far, Mr. Hassan has not reclaimed the truck and nobody answered the door when Action News went to his home in Trenton.

We also repeatedly tried reaching out to Jack & Jill Ice Cream, but our phone calls were not returned.

They sound like annoying pricks.