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So pit I have a speech to give in my enviromental science class about what I would do if I was in charge of the world. I have to address:
1. scienctific concepts and how the will further be developed and used
2. areas of controversy like growing of genetically altered food
3. China, who apprently is not happy that I am president, and are worried I will affect their land


I'll be honest....I'm graduating in two weeks and I soooo lazy I'm just trying to get by, so If you could offer just a little help, it would be appreciated.


tl;dr What issues do I address as President regarding scientific concepts.
#2
Female world domination.

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Lesbian world domination.
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#5
First, Mr. sXe, if you were President of the world, how would you handle drugs? They're scary, you know. /Obligatory taunt

Second, do you know of any controversies? If so, post individuals topics about them in the Pit. Observe the debates. Form your own opinion. ??? Profit.
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#6
1. All scientific and technological advances will be a result of military research/development
2. Fund all of them
3. Validate their fears
#7
You should portray yourself as the biggest dick to ever rule anything. Damn right China, you're ****ed.
#8
That is a small post. There is no need for a tl;dr.

Anyways, I don't see why you're having trouble with this. It's asking what you would do. Are we supposed to tell you what you would do? Because I don't even know you
#9
Start outsourcing manufacturing to Africa instead of China. Turn Wales into farmland to grow biofuel. Kill the youngest child in every family and use their bodies for stem cell research. Deliver genetically modified food to the hungry via air drop, so that it goes directly to the people in need, not to their oppressive governments. Nuke Singapore and North Korea. If anyone objects, they can fuck off, cos you're the President of the World™, bitch.

That's what I'd do.
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honestly, I would go on a rant about how I'd commit mass genocide of the people as they are the root of most of the earth's problems. If you can make a relevant argument with the claim, she has too take it. Since you're about to graduate, I'd do it to troll her.him
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two words: nukes
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Id have every nation have their citizens take a vote on controversial issues. The vote is made the law for the next 2 years. Every 2 years have them repeat the election to reflect changing opinions in the country. For example have everyone vote on yes or no to abortions and if the majority say no to abortions than ban it for two years.
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Id have every nation have their citizens take a vote on controversial issues. The vote is made the law for the next 2 years. Every 2 years have them repeat the election to reflect changing opinions in the country. For example have everyone vote on yes or no to abortions and if the majority say no to abortions than ban it for two years.


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So pit I have a speech to give in my enviromental science class about what I would do if I was in charge of the world. I have to address:
1. scienctific concepts and how the will further be developed and used
2. areas of controversy like growing of genetically altered food
3. China, who apprently is not happy that I am president, and are worried I will affect their land


I'll be honest....I'm graduating in two weeks and I soooo lazy I'm just trying to get by, so If you could offer just a little help, it would be appreciated.


tl;dr What issues do I address as President regarding scientific concepts.


If you are the president of the world, then that assumes all of the nations of the world have united under a single flag, a single government, your government. If this is not the case, by what means are you leading the world? Because this factor has an enormous impact on what decisions you can or will make.

If all of the nations are united under a single flag, and yet China has decided to remain it's own nation, under its own jurisdiction, you don't necessarily rule the world then. Actually, about two-billion people and the third largest country in the world is not under your rule. Therefore, China is a legitimate threat to your rule, and how you deal with them will have a considerable affect on what you can decide in regards to your other dilemmas.

Being the leader of the world, however, that means you have an enormous pool of resources to pull from. You can bring together the greatest minds of the world under a single organization, without the limitations of budget, law, or resources, and spark a technological advancement of epic proportions. Without the aforementioned limitations, your assembly of great minds will in a short period of time give you technological supremacy over China (and indeed any nation that exists as we know it now).

The controversy of genetically altered food will become irrelevant, as you will no doubt discover a means by which to build food from the atom up, and create a food replicator akin to those aboard the USS Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation, ending world hunger. If this doesn't happen, the advent of space craft capable of housing hundreds of people and exploring interstellar space, will give the human race the opportunity to terraform and populate planets like Mars, an idea of which few will oppose. Even if they do, your plasma-weapon wielding super-human army will deal with them in short order. And China, if they still insist on opposing your rule.

With Mars colonized, the population on both Earth can be divided and distributed to farms, factories, and cities on the new world. From there on, you basically have yourself a slowly expanding galactic Empire, where modern day concerns exist only in history books. All you need to worry about at this point are angsty teenage rebels and the Borg.

tl;dr: Nuke China, make super army, colonize space, Galactic Empire.

Good luck!
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plasma-weapon wielding super-human army will deal
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Start outsourcing manufacturing to Africa instead of China. Turn Wales into farmland to grow biofuel. Kill the youngest child in every family and use their bodies for stem cell research. Deliver genetically modified food to the hungry via air drop, so that it goes directly to the people in need, not to their oppressive governments. Nuke Singapore and North Korea. If anyone objects, they can fuck off, cos you're the President of the World™, bitch.

That's what I'd do.


This.
#24
I'd resign.
Most of the important things


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by people who have kept on


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So pit I have a speech to give in my enviromental science class about what I would do if I was in charge of the world.

1. remove cap and trade
2. deregulate oil manufacturing
3. 85% tax subsidies to companies who outsource manufacturing jobs to China
4. designate Singapore as the official disposal and landfill center of the world
5. ban progress and usage of green technology
6. laugh evilly

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#27
To remake the world. It's the only way, man.

Also, at the end, say 'In conclusion, what I want to do is to create a New World Order', and wink.
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