#1
I just saw Piers Morgan on cnn tell Ted Nugent he would like to "suck his shotgun", I think I pulled som'in important trying to get back up of the floor from laffing my ass off.


seriously my ass is still over there on the floor.
#5
That is ****ing hilarious


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Ted Nugent's a colossal tool.


What, because he isn't a leftie?
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#6
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Piers Morgan is slime. No idea who the fuck this Nugent character is, though. That is all.

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#7
Wango Tango?
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#8
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No idea who the fuck this Nugent character is, though.


He's a musician, who makes a bigger deal out of being a right wing dick than his actual music.
#9
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He's a musician, who makes a bigger deal out of being a right wing dick than his actual music.


Ted Nugent trolling lefties is the only reason I find him mildly interesting
#10
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Piers Morgan is slime. No idea who the fuck this Nugent character is, though. That is all.

A man who wears a loincloth and shoots things. Also, he made a couple of shitty songs at one point.

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#11
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That is ****ing hilarious


What, because he isn't a leftie?
No, because he is a backasswards redenck who is under the false impression that he is, or ever was, relevant.
#12
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No, because he is a backasswards redenck who is under the false impression that he is, or ever was, relevant.


He's relevant.
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#13
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No, because he is a backasswards redenck who is under the false impression that he is, or ever was, relevant.

Ted Nugent is always relevant. Always.
#14
don't you assholes talk shit about uncle ted!! >
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#15
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He's relevant.
I'm sure he is.

I have this theory that ethan_hanus and Ted Nugent are the same peeps.
#16
He writes good music, and generally seems like a cool guy. Just because he's not ultra-left doesn't mean there is anything wrong with him... Damn you guys are pathetic sometimes...
Keep you doped with religion and sex and TV
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#19
Uncle Ted is awesome.

Go watch Anthony Bourdain : No Reservations US Southwest. ITS GLORIOUS!
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Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit?

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#20
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He writes good music, and generally seems like a cool guy. Just because he's not ultra-left doesn't mean there is anything wrong with him... Damn you guys are pathetic sometimes...

Subjectivity is subjective.


I'd argue his music merely okay. I personally find him, all things political aside, to be a gigantic, arrogant douchebag who thinks he's bigger than he really is.


In terms of the Pit's political conversations I'm pretty centrist (though I do gravitate somewhat "left" on a good amount of issues), all things considered, he's a conservative nutjob.
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#21
I'm conservative on a lot of issues, but Ted Nugent gives a bad name for conservatives. As does Bill O' Riley, Glenn Beck, and Fox News in general. Sometimes I even agree with their ideas, but they present it in such a way that isn't winning over any skeptics. They're too polarizing. A moderate like myself is going to see that and think "what a bunch of idiot rednecks", when in reality the right has some good ideas. They're just shooting themselves in the foot with the Nugents and O Riley's of the world.
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#22
I would post a captioned cool story bro variant with Piers Morgan and Guilford colloquialisms, but memegenerator sucks now so I can't, so have an equally-awesome but less fitting Van Der Gif instead.



On-topic, Ted's a weird case for me. Dig the music, don't dig the ego, dig the like of personal freedom, disagree with his politics in a lot of places. I'm confused about why he was on Piers Morgan though? No disrespect to the man, but there are very big things going on in the world, CNN could get Larry King's replacement a more relevant guest.
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