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#1
Right now im beyond depressed and i really need some advice.

Idk if this should be in the relationship thread but well ill try to keep this as short as possible.My girlfriend is 13,she looks 16 and is a very mature person,but is 13 and i am 17.Her mom an hour ago sent me an insanely threatening text telling me i can never talk to her daughter again,that im a desperate pedo and that she will accuse me of statuatory rape if i ever talk to her daughter again and told me to **** off and that she will cut my dick off with a machete.She then called me and procceeded to insult my ass even more.She didnt know my name or age,and judging by her words,she doesnt know im dating her daughter.Basically my gf right now has no internet access and no phone and we cant see each other around cuz she lives a town away.I am still a minor and she threatened my ass and i have proof on the messages she sent me,my mom is pissed and said shell report my gf's mom to the police.
What will that do idk.

So Pit...what can i do? I love my gf :/ and this just cant ****ing end like this.Thank you for your time.
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#2
Go out with her mom, she sounds up for it.

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#3
She's 13.... ewww
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#5
Report her. And sorry but a relationship with that girl would not work until you are both at least 18, not with a mom like that.
#6
There's this whole thing called a "three year law" for people under 18 I believe. But, as long as you two have never had sex, you're fine.

But in any case, there's really nothing you can do about it.
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#7
Police, bro.
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#8
13 is too young dude. I was 17 with a 15 year old and people gave me shit.

Relationship thread.
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#9
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She's 13.... ewww


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This too. Get a girl closer to your own age
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#11
Tell her mom that you're not a pedophile as she is in the midst of puberty. Had you caught her before she started you'd have accepted the title with pride as her daughter is both a wonderful and enchanting child despite having grown under the guidance of a balding monkey with the mindset of a serial killer.

Seriously though, that's incredibly immature. If you believe the threats pose a serious danger to your being then report it to an authority figure. The police, other adults associated with the woman etc. etc. Otgher than that you should probably let things cool off between you and the gf for a while. Nothing says I love you enough to know when to back off like backing off when you know you should.

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Only 13? TS, I think you can go a little lower than that. I mean c'mon man, have a little pride in yourself.

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#13
Hmm, how does that even happen? I mean, you dating a 13 year old? Why would you even want to date someone that immature?


And it won't work anyways. When you're 21, she'll still be 17 and in high school. Think about that, and how many people you and her will meet between now and when she's legal.


#14
I think her mom is 100% right to be terrified. That text she sent you is awful, but think about it. She has no way of knowing you love her daughter.

Instead, she sees a 17 year old, above the age of consent, almost at the age of majority, going out with a girl who probably got her period very recently. You may not mean to, BUT THAT'S PREDATORY. Seriously, you can't have a relationship with a girl that young. You can't.
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BUT THAT'S PREDATORY. Seriously, you can't have a relationship with a girl that young. You can't.

You can, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating in an airplane.


Problem, society?

#16
Suggest that you both move to Mexico? She'll be seen as a "late starter" over there

But seriously, that is a bit unusual, 15-17 is more the range you should be after. The mum has good reason to be concerned, I'd say
#17
Oh, and if you're just meeting her mom your relationship probably isn't that developed. Her mom is obviously crazy and not worth it.

But then again my ex's mom threatened me every time I saw her but only if I did stuff to her daughter. She was pretty creative with it too. She turned out to be awesome but ti just doesn't sound worth it.
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#19
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In a year that's gonna be illegal. Like REALLY illegal.

I agree. If being illegal wasn't enough to sway your relatively "immoral" relationship with this child then I pray you take into account that it's not just illegal, but instead REALLY illegal. Not the regular kind mind you, it's the type of illegal that could you get you thrown in jail.
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#20
i would just move on man, shes way too young and you're almost an adult. find someone your age and someone that has grass on the field.
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i would just move on man, shes way too young and you're almost an adult. find someone your age and someone that has grass on the field.

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#22
TS, she hasn't even reached the bitchy age yet.... I would drop that fast, for several reasons:

1. Soon, it's going to be incredibly illegal, as already stated. You will never get a decent job, and pursuant to Megan's Law, your status as a statutory rapist will be public information.
2. Once she becomes a bitch, you are NOT going to want it.
3. At a certain point, she's going to want to ****. BAD IDEA UNTIL SHE'S LEGAL.
4. She's going to be a total bitch for a minimum of two years. Srsly. Move on.
5. SHE'S 13 YOU ****ING RAPIST!!!!!1!!
#23
First things first LOL thanks for teh funny pedo jokes hahaha

Also....her mom shouldnt accuse me of shit,her husband is 25 years older than she is -.- ok thats the type of person im dealing with.And thing is wheve been keeping our relationship a secret from her till now.
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First things first LOL thanks for teh funny pedo jokes hahaha

Also....her mom shouldnt accuse me of shit,her husband is 25 years older than she is -.- ok thats the type of person im dealing with.And thing is wheve been keeping our relationship a secret from her till now.


That's the worst part. The only thing worse than dating a small child is telling that small child to keep it a secret.... Rapist.
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TS, she hasn't even reached the bitchy age yet.... I would drop that fast, for several reasons:

1. Soon, it's going to be incredibly illegal, as already stated. You will never get a decent job, and pursuant to Megan's Law, your status as a statutory rapist will be public information.
2. Once she becomes a bitch, you are NOT going to want it.
3. At a certain point, she's going to want to ****. BAD IDEA UNTIL SHE'S LEGAL.
4. She's going to be a total bitch for a minimum of two years. Srsly. Move on.
5. SHE'S 13 YOU ****ING RAPIST!!!!!1!!

This logic thing, you wouldn't happen to be allergic to it would you? If not, I've found it's fairly worthwhile to instead use logic to make a point contrary to slamming one's head into the keyboard and hoping for something that makes any sense at all.
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This logic thing, you wouldn't happen to be allergic to it would you? If not, I've found it's fairly worthwhile to instead use logic to make a point contrary to slamming one's head into the keyboard and hoping for something that makes any sense at all.


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#28
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First things first LOL thanks for teh funny pedo jokes hahaha

Also....her mom shouldnt accuse me of shit,her husband is 25 years older than she is -.- ok thats the type of person im dealing with.And thing is wheve been keeping our relationship a secret from her till now.


Dude... You're dating a 13-year-old.

That's a junior/senior dating a 6th or 7th grader.


How do you not see how creepy that is?
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First things first LOL thanks for teh funny pedo jokes hahaha

Also....her mom shouldnt accuse me of shit,her husband is 25 years older than she is -.- ok thats the type of person im dealing with.And thing is wheve been keeping our relationship a secret from her till now.

You're not mature enough for her. That's pretty bad.
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First things first LOL thanks for teh funny pedo jokes hahaha

Also....her mom shouldnt accuse me of shit,her husband is 25 years older than she is -.- ok thats the type of person im dealing with.And thing is wheve been keeping our relationship a secret from her till now.

Paedo jokes aside, I have to agree with the majority consensus of this thread, TS. You should just leave it alone. At least until she's legal. I don't know what the age of consent is where you live (it's 16 for my state), but if you really, really love this girl then you can keep away from her until she is a legal adult. It will take strong determination, but you might as well give it a shot, right?
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You're not mature enough for her. That's pretty bad.


English aint my first language good sir.
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I hope it isn't your last one because you should really settle on one you can handle.



-.- im glad you have completely perfect grammar.Because im sure you have never made a grammar mistake.
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#35
You're defending your pedophilia by stating that your girlfriend looks 16 and is very mature. So what? She's 13. I graduated high school when I was 17 and had my college plans figured out with some idea of what direction I wanted my life to go - not how I can legitimize the fact that I'm dating a 7th grader, who's only sign of maturity is probably only related to her physical appearance. Dude, take a good hard look at yourself and maybe figure out why you're "in love" with someone whose main concern is wearing the same jeans as Hannah Montana, and what you have in common with her (which shouldn't be anything, ya weirdo). Maybe you should have your dick removed before it gets you in trouble and you end up in federal butt-fucking prison, where you'll meet others of your kind and figure out just what happens to people like you on the inside.
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#37
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I hope it isn't your last one because you should really settle on one you can handle.


He's 17, man, and it's not his first language.... Cut him some slack, ese.
#39
bro, you're from Puerto Rico. no wonder her mom flipped on you. Puerto Rican woman are ****ing insane!!! ABANDON THE ****ING SHIP.
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Paedo jokes aside, I have to agree with the majority consensus of this thread, TS. You should just leave it alone. At least until she's legal. I don't know what the age of consent is where you live (it's 16 for my state), but if you really, really love this girl then you can keep away from her until she is a legal adult. It will take strong determination, but you might as well give it a shot, right?



I agree with pretty much everyone here as well regardless of my situation.Its 16 as well.Im not soo bothered with the fact we can't be together as i am by the fact im prohibited from even speaking to her.I don't mind waiting,but i'd at least like to be friends,hell i'll settle for online friends.I just don't want things to go this way.Fact of the matter is the most my gf and me ever did is kiss,we never went all the way or anything.She has no basis with which to accuse me of breaking the law.
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