#1
I think the government may be out of ideas:

Though this may seem like a joke, I assure you that this is real. The CDC (Centers for Diseases Control and Prevention) wrote Monday that it would be in the public's best interest to prepare for a possible zombie apocalypse.

In the post, the CDC wrote:

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency."

And this article wasn't by a no-name, but by the Assistant Surgeon General, Ali Khan.


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#2
I think what they're really afraid is is zombie Stalin. Must destroy... capitalism...!
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#3
I, personally, think it's a good idea we have a gov't organization looking out for the looming zombie apocalypse. I know it won't help much, but when it comes, we'll at least be a bit more prepared.
#4
People preparing for a zombie apocolypse is good, as it means they're also prepared with food and supplies for any natural disaster.
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#5
It's too bad that the link in that BLOG doesn't work.

Also, this: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
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#6
What the government is really saying:

"We screwed up really really bad on some biological warfare experiments, and now the entire population of Texas is infected with something really really bad and don't know about it. We have no idea what will happen to them, but we're fairly sure they could become zombies. Sorry about that."
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People preparing for a zombie apocolypse is good, as it means they're also prepared with food and supplies for any natural disaster.

Also guns and blades to kill each othe-the zombies with.
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People preparing for a zombie apocolypse is good, as it means they're also prepared with food and supplies for any natural disaster.


The priorities are a bit off, though, aren't they?
#12
This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your doorstep


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I, personally, think it's a good idea we have a gov't organization looking out for the looming zombie apocalypse. I know it won't help much, but when it comes, we'll at least be a bit more prepared.


Until the government themselves become zombies.
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It's too bad that the link in that BLOG doesn't work.

Also, this: http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html


The Zombie Survival Guide shows that Solanum zombies would be pretty much unaffected by most of those except the cold. Also, that article doesn't take into account the panic that untrained citizens would face during a zombie apocalypse, thus making them inefficient with whatever weaponry they have. Plus, the only way to truly kill a Solanum zombie is to destroy the brain, meaning a storm of bullets would be wasteful and practically useless against a horde of zombies.
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#16
CDC should do something like this every April 1..... why is this out in may?

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I'll just quote what I posted in the Rapture thread:

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LOOK WHAT WAS POSTED 4 DAYS AGO ON A .GOV WEBSITE

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp


You guys are all ****ed, but we aren't. we have spent many nights and beers planning it out, and we have a team for the necessities. Friend works at a supermarket, easy break in, friend works at pharmacy, easy break in, most important, friends little brother works at a GUN SHOP, EASY break in.

These 3 people live in the same neighborhood.
along with the other teammates needed within 2 miles from said area.

P.S.... the supermarket is I kid you not... a 5 minute walk from the friends' area.

Only tricky part is getting the family to leave the house to meet up at the waypoint. Somebody close to me has to do some military shit, wake up at 4 am, thats 36 minutes from now, for a 3 day venture to do "something". And I guess a certain local theme park that isnt Disney was promised afterwards...

He had about a 16 hour notice for this, so we're guessing SOMEthing fishy is going on.

After the families have met up at our tactical point of desire, we must kill the cops that try to vacate us to our deaths. Because we know that its coming from the north (zombies, where they will HAVE to send us all en masse), and they will be our downfall. No way the govt is going to be able to supply for EVERYONE if they cant do shit for NOLA. So...

martial law is happening soon is my point. And all of you are ****ing stupid if you dont believe it is. I may have had many drinks, but my mind is dead set FOCUSED.

I wish all of you luck UG. Phone, Internet, computers, they're going to be off as you can imagine.


Plan accordingly.


You have to be some kind of stupid to not heed a warning given by a legitimate .gov source that focuses on emergencies and the Center for DISEASE CONTROL. Shit's going down, and my advice is not to leave your area. Things on the street are going to be chaotic when the first phase of this happens, and main streets/highways are probably going to be blocked off.
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#22
At least they're telling people to be prepared for it.
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What the government is really saying:

"We screwed up really really bad on some biological warfare experiments, and now the entire population of Texas is infected with something really really bad and don't know about it. We have no idea what will happen to them, but we're fairly sure they could become zombies. Sorry about that."


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#26
Maybe that guy knows what the Doctor whispered at the end of the last episode of The Walking Dead?
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#29
You don't even know half the shit the CDC has to keep hidden from us. Read a book called Panic in Level 4. It details all sorts of messed up strains of viruses and diseases that were never made aware to the public during their emergence due to the horrific shitfit everyone would throw, including cannibalizing diseases.

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#30
kind of creepy that:
this article showed up,
bin laden has just been killed
rapture is tomorrow
andddd the history channel is airing a program about homeland security's plan on nuclear attack.
(which is actually pretty disturbing.)

I think they're trying to tell us something...
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kind of creepy that:
this article showed up,
bin laden has just been killed
rapture is tomorrow
andddd the history channel is airing a program about homeland security's plan on nuclear attack.
(which is actually pretty disturbing.)

I think they're trying to tell us something...

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