#1
This girl jsut sent me a message of facebook. . .and yes i realize i'm coming to the pit for this. . .ahahahahaha


Her:
Heyy, I know your so out of my league... But I'm gonna tell youu this anyways, you're a very attractive guy...

Me:
Hahahaha, well first off; to say you are out of my league is very flattering. But completely untrue. haha And secondly i find you to be a very attractive girl! :]..

Her:
Are you kidding me? You seem like you could get anybody you wanted. And me attractive? Hahahahaha. Thank you. (:..


I really am not sure what to reply with. . . i'm helpless with talking to the opposite sex.
Any help?
Last edited by guitartaber93 at May 19, 2011,
#3
Wow...

the fail is staggering.

Minimize the talking online. Just ask her if you can treat her to dinner and say good night. Interact in person.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#4
Just talk with her bro, that is if you do want to date her.

Girls are human, just get to know her more and all, and you're set!
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#6
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Wow...

the fail is staggering.

Minimize the talking online. Just ask her if you can treat her to dinner and say good night. Interact in person.


I Bach this man up.

Also, am I the only person that finds girls less attractive as soon as they show interest in me in this fashion? I definitely have issues regarding women
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#7
"Ay, bitch ay, I need to go to the Relationship Thread and ask there."

That always gets the panties moist.
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#8
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THer:
Heyy, I know I'm so out of your league... But I'm gonna tell youu this anyways, you're a very attractive guy...

Me:
Hahahaha, well first off; to say you are out of my league is very flattering. But completely untrue. haha And secondly i find you to be a very attractive girl! :]..

Her:
Are you kidding me? You seem like you could get anybody you wanted. And me attractive? Hahahahaha. Thank you. (:..


I think she meant that you are not even near to her league


But seriously, ask her out.
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#9
If she's a real person, just IM her through facebook and ask her

hey, do you want to get coffee some time?

>sure!

what's your number?
#10
b lyk yo baby u muss be a magnet cuz i'm attracted to you

Seriously though, a girl beginning the conversation with "I know I'm so out of your league" indicates self esteem issues. And also that she's not very good at conversation. Treat her right, don't baby her, be honest. That's pretty much all there is to it. Be natural.
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#11
A bitatch tells me I'm not in her league I tell her to start shaving.
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#12
1. She is flirting with you. HARD.

2. Ask her out! She is practically waving a flag in your face.
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#13
she has all her friends with her dude...


their laughing.

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#15
To the dinner proposition, i have no money to spend on luxuries like that.

And i do preffer to talk in person, texting and internet is extremely desocializing.
#17
Bro, the Japanese invented this thing where like you can literally hook up with someone online, like kiss a device and they kiss the other part of the device and you can feel it. It won't be long before you can **** girls over the computer by sticking your penor in a sensor capturing device like a webcam.
#18
she feels exactly the way you do. play it cool, dont say anything ****tarded and you'll be in her pants before you know it
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#19
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I think she meant that you are not even near to her league


But seriously, ask her out.


She said she meant it the other way around. ahaha
#20
wow

ackward as heck there, TS.
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#21
send her this, man


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And you know we upfront

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you when you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know, girl

Money in the air that's mo' fair, grab you by your coat tail
Take you to the motel, wholesale
Don't tell, won't tell, baby say I don't talk dog
But she told on me, oh well

Take a picture with me, what the flick gon' do?
Baby stick to me and I'ma stick on you
If you pick me then I'ma pick on you
D-O-double-G and I'm here to put this dick on you

I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right
Rip ride on those poles and those doors is tight
And I'ma get me a shot 'for the end of the night
'Cause pussy is pussy and baby you're pussy for life

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you when you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know, girl

Shorty I can see you ain't lonely
Handful of ******s and they all got G's
So you lookin' at me now what it's gonna be
Just another a tease far as I can see

Trying to get you up out this club
If it means spendin' a couple dubs
Throwin' about 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that
'Cause I'm far from a scrub

And you know my pedigree
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And besides I got a thing for you

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you when you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know, girl

Mobbin' through the club in the low pressin'
I'm sittin' in the back in the smoker section
Birds eye, I got a clear view
You can't see me but I can see you

It's cool we jet, the mood is set, your pussy is wet
You're rubbin' your back and touchin' your neck
Your body is movin', you're humpin' and jumpin', your tities is bouncin'
You're smilin' and grinning and lookin' at me

Girl and while you lookin' at me, I'm ready to hit the catty
Right up on the patio, move the patty to the catty
Baby you got a fatty, the type I like to marry
Wanting to just give you everything and it's kinda scary

'Cause I'm lovin' the way you shake your ass
Bouncin' got me tippin' my glass
Normally don't get caught up too fast
But I got a thing for you

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you when you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know

I see you winding and grinding up on that pole
I know you see me lookin' at you when you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know
I wanna **** you, you already know, girl
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#22
you're here aren't you?
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#24
if i was that chick, i would have left or got angry in the time it took you to post this and get a response that you could use so... pm me to tell me if you got anywhere, im curious to know how hard this failed. or succeeded
#25
you have to fight your awkward instincts and look them in the eye.

also, don't talk. my number one reason for failing with girls? talking too much. let them talk and occasionally pipe in. I'm a pretty glib (and crude) individual. and especially after I have a few drinks I talk too easily and either my talking gets to them or I say something particularly offensive. or I just get overly drunk confident.

much better to keep quiet. look her in the eye. talk OCCASIONALLY. make her laugh a few times. smile. flirt.
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#26
Her:
Heyy, I know I'm so out of your league... But I'm gonna tell youu this anyways, you're a very attractive guy...


She is likely messing with you.
#27
Just.. talk to her?


Oh, and ask her if she's taking the piss

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#29
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she has all her friends with her dude...


their laughing.


this, other than the grammar fail

i'd tread lightly TS
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#33
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#34
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Unless you have a date, you have not succeeded. If you do, congratulations.

Well, like i said, i have succeeded.
#35
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Well, like i said, i have succeeded.


You got laid that fast? I guess that's what Akon does.
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#37
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Well, like i said, i have succeeded.

In fairness, she did roll out the red carpet for you.
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#38
Pics or it didn't happen.
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#39
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she has all her friends with her dude...

their laughing.

This is what I immediately thought of.

If not, I really don't see what the problem is. I can't talk to girls at all, but if she displays such obvious interest like that, I could at least work up the balls to ask her out. How hard is it to say "Hey, wanna hang out sometime?".
#40
Relationship thread. Just ask her how she's doing and if shed like to hang out with you sometime as a date and that you would like to get to know her better. She's already admitted to being attracted to you. It shouldn't be too hard.
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