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#1
Just had to look didn't you :lol:









ESP Stef B8 CS
.strandberg* Boden OS7
Suhr Modern Satin
Gibson Les Paul Traditional Pro II
Washburn N7
PRS SE245
LTD Alexi-600
Warmoth Fr00tcaster
Ibanez RG1XXV
Fender Strat
Jackson Dinky Rev
Agile AL-2500

Peavey 5150
Yamaha THR10x
#2
Dude.

I would walk through glass to play with your balls.

1977 Burny FLG70
2004 EBMM JP6
2016 SE Holcolmb
#5
I wish I could get a hand on your balls.
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#6
Three balls is too many.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#9
Ooh nice guitars, brah!


C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRRR!!
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#10
Wish i had some balls
Guitars:
'11 Gibson Buckethead LP
'97 Fender Cali Series Strat
?? Samick Bass
'01 Fernandes Dragonfly Elite
#12
I was expecting testicles.

:|
Actually, I go by Dave, but there are already too many Daves on this forum.


Fender MIM Stratocaster
Fender Jaguar Bass
Epiphone EJ200 Super Jumbo
Fender Excelsior 13w
Acoustic B300HD (with matching 1x12 cab)
BOSS BD-2W
NYC Big Muff Pi
#16
Why the **** did I click on this.... But anyways, nice balls man!
-LTD Alexi 600
-LTD MH-100 QM
-Schecter Omen 6
-B-52 AT-112
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#19
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I spent the last hour and a half thinking this was a spam thread.


Biggest waste EVER.

Anyway, TS, I want to take your balls out to brunch. Then go for a nice walk with them on the beach, and then just cuddle. Me and your balls. Take it slow.
#20
those are some pretty nice balls
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#22
Is it bad that I want to lick your "balls"?
Gear:
Shecter Omen 6 with Seymour Duncan SH-6
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Fender Frontman 25r (crappy)
MXR CAE WAH
Digitech HardWire TL-2 Metal Distortion (Makes the amp sound not shitty)
#24
I'm a bit concerned that 2/3 of your balls have a purple hue to them, but they look great!
My Gear:
Suzuki Classical Guitar from 60s
B.C. Rich Warlock
Epiphone Les Paul Junior
Monterey Steel String Acoustic
Maton M255 Steel String Acoustic
Agile AL-3100 w/ EMG 81/85
Bugera 6262-212
#25
I love your middle ball.

I just about came over that ball..

But, why are your balls all different colors. Ah, what's it matter. I like the green.
#26
Glad they aren't blue.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
#27
Man, I wish my balls were that big. Of course, I didn't spend all that money on them like I'm sure you did. I'd cradle those bad boys all night. If you let me hold your balls, I'll adjust your truss rod for you, if you know what I mean.
Matthew 6:33

Uniting the World, One Bridge at a Time.
#28
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I was expecting testicles.

:|

EPIC LOL! XD

Anyway, sweet guitars man. I love the one in the middle. It makes MY balls tingle <3
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Just face me on this burning bridge and show me
which side you choose.


>>Listen to my metulz!<<
#30
hehe
I'm an idiot and I accidentally clicked the "Remove all subscriptions" button. If it seems like I'm ignoring you, I'm not, I'm just no longer subscribed to the thread. If you quote me or do the @user thing at me, hopefully it'll notify me through my notifications and I'll get back to you.
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#31
Never been a JP6 guy, but the purpleburst with the clear pickguard is rather cool.
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#32
This thread is becoming disturbingly popular. I guess everyone love balls
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#33
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Never been a JP6 guy, but the purpleburst with the clear pickguard is rather cool.

Good thing that the purple burst with the clear pickguard is a Steve Morse sig then

You have pretty balls... Do they taste of grape, orange, and lime?
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

Mod in UG's Official Gain Whores
#35
^You've obviously never played one then
My Balls blow any Ibanez I've ever played/owned (which is a lot!) out of the water. And they're easily on par with any high end ESP.
Last edited by littlephil at May 20, 2011,
#36
Quote by littlephil
^You've obviously never played one then
My Balls blow any Ibanez I've ever played/owned (which is a lot!) out of the water. And they're easily on par with any high end ESP.


Oh I've played quite a few balls(8 or 9). I'm not disputing the quality as they are very nice. Just the overall look of them is ugly to me. However, you are clearly happy with your 3 balls and thats a good thing.
#37
If you're not playing them through a Powerball and a Fireball in stereo then I will be very disappointed.
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You don't need epic tone in the bedroom any more than you need mood lighting to masturbate.


#38
Seriously UG? No pokemon reference yet? Masterballs? Seriously?

Nice morse, looks hot.
Honk
#39
Where's the cok??
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hey guyz...i have a problem with my dick as i am trying to put inside the guitar input jack.

Its very small but it still doesn't fit in.

Can anyone give me some advice how i can put my dick in?

I am very horny right now


Cheers!
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