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#1
So today in Autos class we had a sub, and she was soooooooo damn hot. Normally, our teacher is a fat, incompetent slob who doesn't know how to run an autos class or our defense so his method of teaching is making us watch the same boring videos over and over and giving us the same questions over and over. So today, this really hot sub was like "You guys have probably seen this before so do you care if I give you the answers?" We were like not at all, and then we watched Anchorman. Then she started talking to me after class one on one about the movie and why I like it and school stuff and yada yada yada and I started thinking, could this sub be interested in me? She's 30 but I swear she looks no older than 24. Pit, what do you make of the situation?

She's also subbing tomorrow...
#2
Well


How old are you?

And are you a girl?
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#3
You realize if anything happens she'll be arrested and you would have ruined her career.
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#4
I'm 17 and a male. And yes I know it would ruin her career. But not if I pretend to be 18...

EDIT: I wouldn't ever press charges lol
#5
I think I've said this before, but real life doesn't work like Naughty America, trying to have sex with your teacher will most likely result in her reporting you.

Just sayin'.
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I think I've said this before, but real life doesn't work like Naughty America, trying to have sex with your teacher will most likely result in her reporting you.

Just sayin'.


What if it's the other way around? Teacher trying to have sex with me?


I like to get my hopes up
#8
Lol believe me, she is not interested.
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#9
depends if she is genuinely into you >_>


but you can never know if you don't take the plunge. Which is the truth and the risk all in itself.
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#12
Quote by booby50
What if it's the other way around? Teacher trying to have sex with me?


I like to get my hopes up


Did she purposely spill water on your dick and then proceed to try and clean it with her hands?
No? Then she doesn't want your penis. Why would a 30 year old hot chick want a 17 year old?
#13
Dude my speech teacher banged a student and shes 30 but I would hit it, if you feel you have a shot go for it.
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Quote by booby50
I'm 17 and a male. And yes I know it would ruin her career. But not if I pretend to be 18...

EDIT: I wouldn't ever press charges lol


even if you wouldn't press charges, if it got out she'd still be in trouble. and i'm not sure where you're from, but in my state it's illegal for a teacher to have sex with a student even if they are of legal age. and i know in many states the age of consent is much higher than with a teacher.

go for it anyway though, you won't be in any trouble.
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#16
Personally, I've had drinks with my law teacher (amazing ass), but I'm 19 and she's like 25 and we happened to be at the same pub.
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#18
So is it worth a shot at establishing some type of contact with this teacher? I mean, I am graduating in three weeks.


And I will resist any and all temptation to reveal that I can play Hot for Teacher.
#19
She asked you about school and a movie. She clearly wants to **** you repeatedly.
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Quote by booby50
So is it worth a shot at establishing some type of contact with this teacher? I mean, I am graduating in three weeks.


And I will resist any and all temptation to reveal that I can play Hot for Teacher.



If your asking the internet for advice on wanting to have sex with your hot substitute, do whatever the internet has to say.
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Quote by booby50
So is it worth a shot at establishing some type of contact with this teacher? I mean, I am graduating in three weeks.


And I will resist any and all temptation to reveal that I can play Hot for Teacher.

Do whatever the **** you want. If you end up looking like a fool or a creep, then that's your problem.
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#23
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#24
Go for it. Because what makes a better story. I slept with my hot sub, or I thought she wanted my penis but I was just to darn scared.
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#25
I guarantee 100% that she has NO interest in you whatsoever...like...dead serious does not give a damn about you
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Lol believe me, she is not interested.

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#29
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What would you actually do, ask her out?

"Hello Mrs. Johnson, would like to go to the movies with me?"
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#30
After class, stick around. Drop your pants and stand there, do a masculine pose with your pants down, make sure your penis is erect though, if it's flaccid, you'll just look like an idiot.
Poop.


Yes, poop.
#31
Just masturbate to the thought of it about 8 times until she crushes you when you realize it'll never happen.
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#32
Ughhhhhhh curse my hyperactive teenage penis getting me into predicaments that I'm not mentally capable of handling!

Maybe if I do this and ask her
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#34
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I guarantee 100% that she has NO interest in you whatsoever...like...dead serious does not give a damn about you


This does not matter. The only thing that matters now are pictures. Lots of pictures.
#36
She's nearly twice your age. Ignore it. We all have fantasies (if we ever have hot teachers), but that's all they are... fantasies. If you care about her genuinely as opposed to just wanting to get off with her, you'll save her the risk of getting in massive trouble and losing her teacher's license.

LEAVE IT.

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Why would a 30 year old hot chick want a 17 year old?


I'm compelled to agree, but then I remembered Debra Lafave.
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#39
I GOT IT BAAAAAD GOT IT BAAAAD GOT IT BAAAAAD

I'M HOT FOR TEACHER
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