Poll: Do you think this would actually work?
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yes
9 32%
no
19 68%
Voters: 28.
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#1
Apparently you can read any woman's mind
and get them to fall in love with you
you just have to figure out their type
by asking 3 simple questions
then you use certain "innocent"
words and they actually fall in love with you
and can become addicted to being around you
this method was built on science
and is meant to be used in the real
world

sadly i don't know the questions or
the "innocent" words
because you had to pay using a credit card
and, well i'm 15

but this method is supposed to really
work
actually scientists tested on over
1,000 women and it actually worked

so what do you guys think about it
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#4
Quote by Saint78
Wait, was that a poem?

no
that's just how i type
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#6
Quote by tortilla
no
that's just how i type


Oh, you should've lied I would like you more.
you're a stone fox
#7
I think you don't need 1000 words, just 4 letters and a number.

CHCl3 ftw.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#8
Quote by tortilla
but this method is supposed to really
work
actually scientists tested on over
1,000 women and it actually worked

so what do you guys think about it

Quote by tortilla
because you had to pay using a credit card

critical thinking time.
#10
i think i hate you. i could be wrong; i'm usually not quick to judge, but i think i hate you.
#11
Quote by sashki
So you got a spam e-mail and believed it?

no
honestly
i was watching a video
of this one hot chick stripping
and in the corner of the screen
i saw a link about it
and i had already heard about it
from a friend of mine so i decided
to click on it
and it said
"you are one of 3 people in your city to to view this video"
because they don't know the long term
affects on women they're not letting everyone
know about it
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#12
Quote by tortilla
no
honestly
i was watching a video
of this one hot chick stripping
and in the corner of the screen
i saw a link about it
and i had already heard about it
from a friend of mine so i decided
to click on it
and it said
"you are one of 3 people in your city to to view this video"
because they don't know the long term
affects on women they're not letting everyone
know about it


I still think your just good at poetry.
you're a stone fox
#13
Quote by tortilla
no
honestly
i was watching a video
of this one hot chick stripping
and in the corner of the screen
i saw a link about it
and i had already heard about it
from a friend of mine so i decided
to click on it
and it said
"you are one of 3 people in your city to to view this video"
because they don't know the long term
affects on women they're not letting everyone
know about it


10 years shouldnt worry about falling in love
#15
Quote by tortilla
no
honestly
i was watching a video
of this one hot chick stripping
and in the corner of the screen
i saw a link about it
and i had already heard about it
from a friend of mine so i decided
to click on it
and it said
"you are one of 3 people in your city to to view this video"
because they don't know the long term
affects on women they're not letting everyone
know about it



Oh, so you were watching porn and you got spammed, and believed it. Silly 15 year olds will never learn.


Yeah, your lack of punctuation and grammar, and proper paragraphs is starting to piss me off, go back to 3ed grade and learn to write.
#16
Quote by tortilla
no
honestly
i was watching a video
of this one hot chick stripping
and in the corner of the screen
i saw a link about it
and i had already heard about it
from a friend of mine so i decided
to click on it
and it said
"you are one of 3 people in your city to to view this video"
because they don't know the long term
affects on women they're not letting everyone
know about it

#17
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MXR Supercomp
#18
Yeah
Its true
Believe everything
That you hear
If you message me
I can tell you
First hand

Just send me
Your credit card information.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#19
Quote by ethan_hanus
Oh, so you were watching porn and you got spammed, and believed it. Silly 15 year olds will never learn.

i never said i believed it
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#20
Am I the only one who reads this guys posts with a pause at every line break?
Quote by magnus_maximus
You're whackin' one off in the toilet and you jizz on the counter?

I hope you never get a driving license.


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Dude mangoes are so good. Imagine a blowjob, but instead of the feeling being on your dick, it's on your mouth.
#21
Quote by ethan_hanus
Oh, so you were watching porn and you got spammed, and believed it. Silly 15 year olds will never learn.


Yeah, your lack of punctuation and grammar, and proper paragraphs is starting to piss me off, go back to 3ed grade and learn to write.


This.

Also it looks like
that maybe
an ad just
came up while you
were browsing for porn
and you saw it
and then
believed it
#22
I know
The secret that you
Are trying to find
But I can't reveal it here
Because there are too
Many others viewing it but if you really
Want to know it you can meet me at the warehouse on 5th
There's a code to get in the complex though
You will never be able to guess it but I can tell you

Just send me
Your credit card infromation.
#23
Pandora's box? More like Victoria's secret.
E-married to BlessedRebel15
Most Attractive Female 2011 ^^
Dark Black Rivers in the WinterTime
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I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not, but everything is against the rules at UG
#24
Quote by KTFM
I know
The secret that you
Are trying to find
But I can't reveal it here
Because there are too
Many others viewing it but if you really
Want to know it you can meet me at the warehouse on 5th
There's a code to get in the complex though
You will never be able to guess it but I can tell you

Just send me
Your credit card infromation.




#25
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A SIGNATURE.
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#27
I think we should all
Go to Argentina
Spread wildfire like disease
Or maybe
Like a distant cousin
Bring it back to the dangers of the surface world
Open it all up, boy
Spread it over yourself like that of a child
Or maybe
Reap the wolfs reward
If only you can catch the rabbit
Mother Superior.
#29
Quote by KTFM
It's more fun when you read it while doing a Christopher Walken impression.

Well that just made this entire thread that much better.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#30
Quote by technicolour
part of me wants to believe this is a spam bot


Nah, Ive seen him around before.
you're a stone fox
#31
Quote by tortilla
no
that's just how i type

don't
it's annoying
and kind of unnecessary too
i want to kill myself just for doing it
Quote by dudetheman
So what? I wasted like 5 minutes watching DaddyTwoFoot's avatar.


Metalheads are the worst thing that ever happened to metal.
#33
Quote by KTFM
It's more fun when you read it while doing a Christopher Walken impression.

Best thread in awhile
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#34
Quote by KTFM
I know
The secret that you
Are trying to find
But I can't reveal it here
Because there are too
Many others viewing it but if you really
Want to know it you can meet me at the warehouse on 5th
There's a code to get in the complex though
You will never be able to guess it but I can tell you

Just send me
Your credit card infromation
.


New meme right there I believe?
#35
Quote by DaddyTwoFoot
don't
it's annoying
and kind of unnecessary too
i want to kill myself just for doing it

at least im
not typing
LikE ThIs
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#36
...TS tries too hard to be new Fassa.
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#38
Quote by KTFM
Fassa tried too hard to be Fassa...

Point well taken
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#39
TS
You're a fool.
Please go away
to back where you came,
and fap at scat porn.
I hate typing like this
so I'm going to stop.
Go way please,
And take Ethan Hanus with you.
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#40
This can't be real.

Just send me
Your credit card information.
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You're like internet Jesus!

This signature feels so empty now.
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