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So I was thinking about this after I posted this thread, has anyone ever kicked a goose?
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So if there's any medical experts out there or anyone else who has had this experience i'd love to share in your knowledge. Thanks.

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So I was doing a little training and so I decided to punch a wall and see how much endurance I had. Stupid I know. But as I continued to do it (after my hand had healed) I noticed that only the knuckles on my right hand were getting swollen and not my left. So if there's any medical experts out there or anyone else who has had this experience i'd love to share in your knowledge. Thanks.

Assuming you are right handed, you probably weren't punching as hard with your left.
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I noticed that only the knuckles on my right hand were getting swollen and not my left.

maybe its cause you were only
punching with your right hand
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So I was doing a little training and so I decided to punch a wall and see how much endurance I had. Stupid I know. But as I continued to do it (after my hand had healed) I noticed that only the knuckles on my right hand were getting swollen and not my left. So if there's any medical experts out there or anyone else who has had this experience i'd love to share in your knowledge. Thanks.

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maybe its cause you were only
punching with your right hand


I just punched a wall.
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There's your answer. They're out there, in the real world. If you have a question about masturbating you'd be in the right place though.

I don't think anyone who punches walls for the hell of it should be allowed to have contact with the outside world.
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So I was doing a little training and so I decided to punch a wall and see how much endurance I had. Stupid I know. But as I continued to do it (after my hand had healed) I noticed that only the knuckles on my right hand were getting swollen and not my left. So if there's any medical experts out there or anyone else who has had this experience i'd love to share in your knowledge. Thanks.

Every part of this is funny.

EDIT: What kind of training are you doing, that you test your skills by beating your wall.
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maybe its cause you were only
punching with your right hand

yeah that would make sence wouldn't it. to bad I use both hands
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maybe its cause you were only
punching with your right hand

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Protip: Ice (and neosporin if you cut your knuckles).
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Way to go punching a poor defenseless wall since the one person you should be punching could kick your ass
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the bass player in my band punched an elevator and broke his hand - good thing he did it after recording was done.
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i used to punch walls all the time, i developed some seriously hard knuckles on my right hand over the years
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So I was doing a little training and so I decided to punch a wall and see how much endurance I had.



is wall-pounding a new event in the special olymipics? what exactly were you training for?
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I don't think anyone who punches walls for the hell of it should be allowed to have contact with the outside world.

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is wall-pounding a new event in the special olymipics? what exactly were you training for?

In the odd event that he happens to be walking down a dark alley and is suddenly attacked by a wall.
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Training... for what?

don't believe him
he was just trying
to show off

not that anyone would be impressed
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Training... for what?

I train in cqc. Although punching the wall was not part of it.
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I train in cqc. Although punching the wall was not part of it.
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Training... for what?

In case he gets trapped in that room from Indiana Jones and has to punch the walls back.

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Yep. When I was younger playing counter strike 1.6. I had anger issues back then
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haha! nah just helpful self-defence from a friend who's trained in it

Self-Defense against walls? You know in cqc the other person is usually trying to hurt you, not just standing there and being stiff and flat right?
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alright is anyone going to give me real info on the swelling of the hand part of this conversation?
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...go see a doctor?
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alright is anyone going to give me real info on the swelling of the hand part of this conversation?

i agree with what some other guys said before: yo werent hitting as hard with your left as your right hence your right knuckles got more swollen.

also, the swelling goes away pretty fast
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thats probably the best info i've heard so far

he meant
a psychiatrist
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thats probably the best info i've heard so far
If you found that post informative, it doesn't surprise me you were punching a wall.
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i agree with what some other guys said before: yo werent hitting as hard with your left as your right hence your right knuckles got more swollen.

also, the swelling goes away pretty fast

correction. thats probably the best info i've heard.
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One time there was this goose outside my apartment quacking (or whatever the goose equivalent is) for like 45 minutes straight at like 3:00 in the morning. So finally I go out there, walk across the street towards this goose (which was completely alone...no other geese in sight), walk right up to it and kicked it as hard as I could. Stupid goose didn't even try to waddle away until I was like two feet away. Anyway it was a very rewarding experience. You probably don't hit as hard with your left.
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True dat. Padded cells are there for a reason.

thats the best
info I've heard
so far
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
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he meant
a psychiatrist

i agree. i probably need to see one of those as well
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