Poll: Who do you prefer that hits on you
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Old ladies
18 29%
Young gays
19 30%
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26 41%
Voters: 63.
#1
Who would you prefer that would hit on you?

Old ladies, or young gays?

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#2
... how old?
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#4
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... how old?

60+

And the gays are in their 20-30.
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#5
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60+

And the gays are in their 20-30.


Then neither I guess. [No offence ]
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#6
inb4 Jackal.


But yeah, how old is old?
I think gays would be less awkward in front of mates. I've had it before, but I have absolutely zero preparation in my repertoire for dealing with drunk, horny milfs or even gilfs.
#7
Older women I assume. Maybe they like the ol' black hat and scarf from when they were young which I'll be wearing.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
Young gays, more likely that their hearing will be good enough for them to hear me say no.
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#9
old ladies as in 60+?



then old ladies.

how many gay guys are there in this forum anyway? apart from johnny, 'course
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#11
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Then neither I guess. [No offence ]

You have to pick one, and I'm not an old lady or a young gay why would I be offended?
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#12
Quote by ShadesOfNight
inb4 Jackal.


But yeah, how old is old?
I think gays would be less awkward in front of mates. I've had it before, but I have absolutely zero preparation in my repertoire for dealing with drunk, horny milfs or even gilfs.

I was inb4 yo mamma was legal.
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#13
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#14
Gay guys?

Easier to let down and they are good at taking hints.

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#17
Quote by RU Experienced?
I wouldn't want either hitting on me, but I'd probably be more flattered to have the queer hitting on me than the old lady.

Hey big boy.
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#18
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You have to pick one, and I'm not an old lady or a young gay why would I be offended?


Not you, but the old ladies and young gays of UG might be offended.

If I *had* to choose, I guess old ladies.
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#22
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I wish you wouldn't keep calling me that, you know how sensitive I am about my weight


you're beautiful the chubby way you are, man.
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#23
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I wish you wouldn't keep calling me that, you know how sensitive I am about my weight

I'm sorry. I thought it was "little man" that pissed you off.
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#24
Quote by laid-to-waste
old ladies as in 60+?



then old ladies.

how many gay guys are there in this forum anyway? apart from johnny, 'course

shes 50 btw
#25
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#26
Quote by So-Cal
shes 50 btw


well, in 10 years, she'll be 60 and hot.

also, i'd be flattered if a gay guy came on to me.
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#27
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I'm sorry. I thought it was "little man" that pissed you off.
That only pisses me off because it's your pet name for my penis.

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#28
I work at a nursing home and have been to gay bars so I can say from experience that both are pretty fun.

Old ladies are good cuz you can really practice being adorable.

But the gays might buy you a drink and are more flattering

Still I'd say the old ladies are slightly better cuz I feel more comfortable brightening the day of a lady in a wheelchair who is bored than someone who might actually be looking for sex I don't wanna have.
#29
Quote by laid-to-waste
well, in 10 years, she'll be 60 and hot.

also, i'd be flattered if a gay guy came on to me.

unless she gets hit by a bus or something
#30
Quote by Iluvpowerchords
I work at a nursing home and have been to gay bars so I can say from experience that both are pretty fun.

Old ladies are good cuz you can really practice being adorable.

But the gays might buy you a drink and are more flattering

Still I'd say the old ladies are slightly better cuz I feel more comfortable brightening the day of a lady in a wheelchair who is bored than someone who might actually be looking for sex I don't wanna have.


Why would you go to a gay bar if you're straight? I understand a lesbian bar but


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unless she gets hit by a bus or something


oh yeah shit we have that rapture thing tomorrow
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#31
Either way you'd just say "I'm not interested thanks".

Not a massive deal. But probably younger gay fellas, it'd be easier to handle (assuming they are making an explicit move on you, if you just said "sorry I'm not gay" to someone just trying to be friendly it'd be a bit awkward).
#32
As a straight male, I don't mind if guys or girls hit on me. I take them both as compliments. I was pretty bummed out last year at Chicago's Gay Pride Parade because I didn't get hit on until I was starting to leave. I mean, I wore a rainbow hat, skin-tight turquoise t-shirt, and gave a hug to anyone that was willing. What more do you want, gays!?