#1
so my girlfriend is out with some friends for the night and isn't due in for 4 or 5 hours.

also my parents are out for roughly the same time.

i'm bored and need to pass several hours.

masturbation and other sexual references aren't really appropriate, a drunken girlfriend will be a sexually charged girlfriend. so that's something to look forward to.

i'm moving house in a few days so all my xbox and games and guitar stuff is all packed away so that's not something that'll pass time for me.

i'm stuck with freeview and my laptop...

been browsing stumbleupon but that's just not doing it for me.

anyone any suggestions on what i could do to pass 4-5 hours of time?????????
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
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Quote by Dempsey68
so my girlfriend is out with some friends for the night and isn't due in for 4 or 5 hours.

also my parents are out for roughly the same time.

i'm bored and need to pass several hours.

masturbation and other sexual references aren't really appropriate, a drunken girlfriend will be a sexually charged girlfriend. so that's something to look forward to.

i'm moving house in a few days so all my xbox and games and guitar stuff is all packed away so that's not something that'll pass time for me.

i'm stuck with freeview and my laptop...

been browsing stumbleupon but that's just not doing it for me.

anyone any suggestions on what i could do to pass 4-5 hours of time?????????


You could sound-proof your bedroom, unless you get off on your parents hearing you have sex
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You could sound-proof your bedroom, unless you get off on your parents hearing you have sex

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#7
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You could sound-proof your bedroom, unless you get off on your parents hearing you have sex

their room is the other side of the house, they won't really be able to hear anything. so no worries there xD
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#8
watch lord of the rings
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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#12
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download/stream a movie

could well do... but what?
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#15
whay can't you fap and then get laid? Thats, like, waaaaay more orgasms than you are having right now
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#18
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Get high.



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#20
don't have no weed on me =/ any other suggestions?
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#21
Smoke ganja
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#22
Take advantage of everyone being gone. If you live in the city, pull all the blinds, have some underwear sitting in every room, and walk around naked. If you live in the country, go take a walk naked.

EDIT: I meant curtain. Screw you Zombee.
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#23
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watch lord of the rings


This, and you still won't have time to finish The Return of the King.
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How long can you last?


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#26
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That is the most catchy song I've ever heard. Im up to 10 mins and still lovin' the song



https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1388319&highlight=Chickenonaraft

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#27
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Take advantage of everyone being gone. If you live in the city, pull all the blinds, have some underwear sitting in every room, and walk around naked. If you live in the country, go take a walk naked.


Everyone knows that pulling the blinds raises them.
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#28
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don't have no weed on me =/ any other suggestions?

This is kind of obvious but.... Buy some?
#29
would watch lotr if i had access to it, all my dvds are boxed and sealed =[
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#31
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Passing time... kinda sounds like your about to commit suicide doncha think?

tell me about it!
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#32
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their room is the other side of the house, they won't really be able to hear anything. so no worries there xD


Oh. Well then you should start watching Fringe. Fringe is great, you might get really into it. It's kind of like X-Files, but made by the guy who made Lost.
#33
troll the Pit?
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#36
- invent usefull stuff

- make a "mangina"

- create a new internet meme

- make up a new day for the rapture

- make a snow-man but put the carrot on his penis instead of his nose

- no snow? make some and share it with your friends!

- get high

- post the LOLWUT-pear and get banned

- invent porn titles

-make a stupid-ass-.gif that I could use

#37
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Http://www.chickenonaraft.com

How long can you last?

that's not really
annoying at all
it's kinda' catchy
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#38
I would suggest you locate, purchase, and combust some marijuana in the hopes of altering your state of conciousness and finding entertaiment in the novelty of this altered state.
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