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#2
They'll finally get their underwear to explode?
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Come to think of it, my penis should've listened to more death metal.


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So my question is. Can Pre-Cum fluid pass through my underwear, my jeans, onto and through her jeans, through her underwear, and impregnate her?
#5
-incomes inside job which was supposedly expected because of this pathetic excuse for a cover up-
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#6
Keep posting bullshit rhetoric so you remain scared.
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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#7
*see it's ABC news*

Lol nah.
I like St. Anger. Ridicule me, daddy

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#9
Invite us all over for tea and scones.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Berserker.
#10
I drink to the atomic bomb!!!!!!
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Joe Satriani + Kirk Hammett = Joe Satriani

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I got really drunk, dropped some acid and found myself about 12 feet away from a black bear. Though you should know.
#11
"Hammami did not say when or how Al Shabaab planned to act."

Dammit. If only he let us in on his plans we could have countered them.
#14
They'll die.
Lets jump in a pool


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#15
Quote by Csimmons1267
What will they do next? Probably get some new home decor for their new compound at IKEA, then plot their next attack. Priorities man.

Dude. How many time do I have to tell you.? It's Al Qaeda. Not El Gayda.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#16
They'll purchase a new amp of course!...

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I'll stop now
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#17
If they're anything like any of my favorite bands who lose their members, they'll just disband.

Or suck forever after.
#18
Obviously Al Qeada has connections with Jesus now(Bin Laden). So tomorrow when he comes to visit us for the second time, we will be too busy worshiping him to pay attention to security. This allows Al Qeada to swoop in and overthrow our government. This is kinda inconvenient for me because I got shit to do this weekend.
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#19
Hammami, who was raised in Alabama, was believed to have been killed this spring in fighting in Somalia, but then released the latest of several pro-jihadi rap songs.


Sheeeeeit, bitches gone gansta now!
#20
If he was raised in Alabama I'm sure he knows about Browns Ferry Nuclear Plant. I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's one of their dream targets. Not a snowball's chance in hell of actually pulling anything off. I've been there a few times and security is ridiculously crazy.
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#21
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-incomes inside job which was supposedly expected because of this pathetic excuse for a cover up-

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Al Qaeda won't do anything but the CIA probably will.

Seriously? We couldn't even get 5 posts in before the conspiracy theories show up?
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#30
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Alex Jones sucks.


Glad you've at least figured that out. I thought there was a good chance you weren't an Alex Joneser, so I guess I was trolling. You've got to admit though, his head is funny as hell.
#32
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Who the hell is Alex Jones anyway.


A person who is strongly against getting fingerprinted at airports.
#36
Quote by Jackal58
Keep posting bullshit rhetoric so you remain scared.


"Watch out America! OOooOOOOoOOooO"
#37
They will perform a terrorist act which will cause the United States to invade another Middle Eastern country.
#39
Oh, you know, something intense enough to justify the United State's invasion of another oil-laden middle eastern country.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#40
Did anyone else hear about Osama using porn to send messages?
you're a stone fox
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