#1
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-13486698

Quote by BBC News
A stuffed toy animal led to a large-scale police operation in Hampshire and stopped play at the Rose Bowl cricket ground.

The alarm was first raised by a concerned member of the public who believed there was an escaped white tiger hiding in a field near Hedge End.

Officers were sent to the scene along with a helicopter and thermal imaging cameras, at about 1600 BST on Saturday.

When no body heat was detected police moved in and found a cuddly toy tiger.

A police spokeswoman said officers had responded as if it was a real incident, close to junction seven of the M27.

Contingency plans were even put in place to close the motorway, but that proved unnecessary.

Police enlisted the help from animal experts at nearby Marwell Zoo, who offered advice and were prepared to send a team with tranquiliser darts to overcome the tiger.

The Rose Bowl said a game between South Wiltshire and Hampshire Academy was stopped for about 20 minutes before they were given the all clear to continue.

Golfers at a nearby golf course were also told to go indoors.

A police spokeswoman said: "After a brief stalk through the Hedge End savannah, the officer realised the tiger was not moving and the air support using their cameras realised there was a lack of heat source.

"The tiger then rolled over in the down draft and it was at that point it became obvious it was a stuffed life-size toy.

"This incident will definitely be the highlight of our day. The CCTV footage convinced us all we were dealing with a real tiger.

"It's not often an incident leaves our staff with a smile on their face and it just goes to show the diverse type of incident we are called to deal with."


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#4
They actually misinterpreted a phone call from William Blake.
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#7
They certainly earned their stripes on this one.


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#8
i'm in stitches.
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#11
When no body heat was detected police moved in and found a cuddly toy tiger.



love the ad-libbing
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#12
only in britain...
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#15
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Get out.


hey now, maybe the cat's just got his tongue?
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#18
Quote by laid-to-waste
easy tiger


you didn't even put one onca of effort into that, did you?
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#19
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easy tiger

you sly dog.


wat.
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#20
Quote by theogonia777
you didn't even put one onca of effort into that, did you?


that's what your mother said last evening.




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you sly dog.


wat.


you panthra tigris.
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#21
Quote by laid-to-waste
that's what your mother said last evening.



pardon me, but i think you might have missed the pun.
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#24
Quote by theogonia777
pardon me, but i think you might have missed the pun.


easy tiger
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#25
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if you need some good cat puns, i got some lynx.

not really though.
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#26
I'd be lion if I didn't believe it was a tiger
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#27
Ha stupid scummers don't know shit.
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