Eruption1991
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#1
Hey guys!

Seeing that there is a "Your Dream Band Thread", I thought it might be interesting to post potential bands that were likely to fail for various reasons, such as their member's egos.

Example:

Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars Ulrich


Feel free to post your suggestions!
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#3
Quote by Eruption1991

Vocals: Axl Rose
Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Steve Harris
Drums: Lars Ulrich
They wouldn't even be in the same room for 5 minutes before blood would be shed.
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#4
Allow me to correct your list:

Vocals: Liam Gallagher
Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
Bass: Gene Simmons
Drums: Lars Ulrich

Love Malmsteen on rhythm. Reminds me of some of the creative punishments american judges mete out.

Judge: "You have been sentenced to one whole World Tour" as rhythm guitarist. You are not allowed to play any arpeggios"
Malmsteen: Your Honor, I prefer the jail sentence."
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#5
Vocals: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Bass Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Lead Guitar: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Drums: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
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    Vocals David Lee Roth
    Rhythm Sammy Hagar
    Lead Eddie Van Halen
    Bass Gene Simmons
    Drums I don't know
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    Vocals: Axl Rose
    Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
    Rhythm Guitar: Slash
    Bass: Duff McKagan
    Drums: Lars Ulrich

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    #8
    Quote by Eruption1991
    Hey guys!

    Seeing that there is a "Your Dream Band Thread", I thought it might be interesting to post potential bands that were likely to fail for various reasons, such as their member's egos.

    Example:

    Vocals: Axl Rose
    Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
    Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
    Bass: Steve Harris
    Drums: Lars Ulrich


    Feel free to post your suggestions!


    Harris aint egostic x.x
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    Vocals: Glenn Danzig
    Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
    Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
    Bass: Gene Simmonds
    Drums: Lars Ulrich
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    '93
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    #10
    vocals and rhythm-kurt cobain
    lead guitar-jimi hendrix
    bass-john entwistle
    drum-john bonham

    well they are dead and that kind of makes it problematic :P
    Somekid94
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    #11
    Vocals: Axl Rose
    Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
    Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
    Bass: Gene Simmons
    Drums: Lars Ulrich

    Other than Dave and Lars, this band would probably last about 5 minutes before someone died.
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    Quote by '93
    vocals and rhythm-kurt cobain
    lead guitar-jimi hendrix
    bass-john entwistle
    drum-john bonham

    well they are dead and that kind of makes it problematic :P

    ****, I was gonna do something like this. Stole my answer...
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    #13
    Quote by Jesus_Dean


    Judge: "You have been sentenced to one whole World Tour" as rhythm guitarist. You are not allowed to play any arpeggios"
    Malmsteen: Your Honor, I prefer the jail sentence."


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    #14
    the dream band of the year would be:

    vocal : Justin bieber (WTF)
    lead guitar : Jim Root
    rhythm guitar : Yngwie M
    Bass : Shane Crump
    Drum : Mike Portnoy

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    ****, I was gonna do something like this. Stole my answer...


    haha sorry :P
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    #16
    Quote by Eki_PH
    the dream band of the year would be:

    vocal : Justin bieber (WTF)
    lead guitar : Jim Root
    rhythm guitar : Yngwie M
    Bass : Shane Crump
    Drum : Mike Portnoy




    I think that could actually work

    Justin beiber power metal vocals, crazy drum fills and unnecessary arpeggios.

    Sounds like a metal band to me.
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    Vocals - Axl Rose
    Lead guitar - Slash
    Rhythm guitar - Izzy Stradlin
    Bass - Duff McKagan
    Drums - Steven Adler
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    #20
    Quote by Eruption1991

    Example:

    Vocals: Axl Rose
    Lead Guitar: Eddie Van Halen
    Rhythm Guitar: Yngwie Malmsteen
    Bass: Steve Harris
    Drums: Lars Ulrich


    Megaphone: Axl Rose
    Stylophone: Eddie Van Halen
    Bagpipes: Yngwie Malmsteen
    Didgeridoo: Steve Harris
    Mouse Organ: Lars Ulrich (+10 points to anyone who catches that reference, and why Lars would make it even more... colourful)
    Last edited by Shadow Self at Jun 15, 2011,
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    #21
    vocals/bass - tom araya
    lead guitar - kerry king
    rhythm guitar - wes borland
    drums - john otto


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    #22
    Vocals: Axl rose
    Guitar: Eddie Van halen
    Bass: Roger Waters
    Drums: Lars Ulrich

    I know this looks like just about every other list suggested, though that's because of how true it is.
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    vocal - Stevie ray vaughn
    lead guitar - jimi jendrix
    rythm guitar - dimebag
    bass - Paul Gray
    Drums - vitek
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    #25
    Vocals- Dave Mustaine
    Lead Guitar- Dave Mustaine
    Lead guitar 2- Ygnwie malmsteen
    Drummer- Lars Ulrich
    Bassist- Dave Mustaine
    Backing vocals- Axl Rose