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I have a serious girlfriend for 3 years and our relationship looked so flawless for me until yestarday when I went home I saw her making blowjob to my dog(its german shepherd breed),so I was what the **** is this,what are you doing with my dog?She was very upset at the begging but then started to apologize and told me that she loves me so much,but she is some kind of nimphomaniac and she cant stand long time without sex,it was so wonderful when we make sex,but I alone cannot satisfy her ,coz she needs full-time job sexual care.Thats why she decided instead of cheating me with other men,to make sex with my dog,coz I am citating this:"he likes me very much and he is so nice and cute and I have my needs and I dont wanna cheat on you with others coz I love you more than anytning and anyone and so on..blah blah blah.Honestly guys I dont know what to think right now.
We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .I prefer I never caught her or even caught her with another man...really dunno.
Oh and I almost forget ,she told me that she dont feel pleasure making blowjobs to my dog ,she did it only to turn him on,like this matters something to me.
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My chest hurts after that.
#10
Errr...what the ****?
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We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much .




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#15
Also, your avatar is perfect.
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My chest hurts after that.
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I don't see anything wrong with sex with animals.

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That's got to be my all time favourite online death threat

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My chest hurts after that.
#23
I could put dog down but I love dog and my girlfriend might get mad and leave me and even though she is cheating on me with her dog i think we could still make it work...
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....*sniff sniff*...yup, smells like bullshit to me
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#26
Pics or... actually no, nevermind.

Hey, at least you've got the dog to keep her happy when you're not around/not in the mood.
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#28
go tell her you like her just the way she is, and have a threesome with your dog.
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We are making sex without condoms and I doubt that my dog is using condoms either and this whole thing is disturbing me very much.

Honestly, I was straight-faced and completely unamused until this line. I lol'd in real life.
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#30
Have an orgy. Bring the dog, too.
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#34
If there was ever a more appropriate time for the pear...

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#37
Next time shes out organize an animal orgy in your front room. Goats, rabbits, horses, worms, cats, dogs, whales, fish and maybe even an otter or two.

Anyway, schedule it so when she comes in you are molesting all these different animals at the same time, when you are about to orgasm make loud pleasure noises and ejaculate onto her face and/cleavage.
#39
stalk her
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