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#1
You know the type who is/was a virgin or went through a long dry spell and finally gets laid or finds a girlfriend and that is all they talk about.

Like every other sentence "dude the other tonight i was getting heard and my gf blah blah blah...."

I mean ok i get it youre finally having sex.

Ive had sex. Youve had sex. Hes had sex. Shes had sex. Weve all had sex but that doesnt mean i wanna hear every ****ing detail.

I mean ill listen to the first couple stories and give my boy props for getting some action but if it goes any further than that it just becomes him bragging and just really annoying.

anyone else agree?
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#6
hey guise the other day yes i was with this chick and oh it was amazing we had hot sex and i was brilliant she kept screaming my name over and over and she was like woah and then we commenced into oral sexually and it was explosive
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#7
yeah, and i don't talk to him anymore. not just because of that, but because he was an asshole in every way possible (i've mentioned him before, i was once in a band with him but i left cause i couldnt take his shit anymore). he would always bring up how he got laid "seven times in one day!"


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#9
Quote by pwnadgebunny
yeah, and i don't talk to him anymore. not just because of that, but because he was an asshole in every way possible (i've mentioned him before, i was once in a band with him but i left cause i couldnt take his shit anymore). he would always bring up how he got laid "seven times in one day!"


does he look like this?

http://www.comedy.co.uk/images/library/people/300/i/inbetweeners_interview5.jpg
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#11
ITT: TS wants to brag that they get regular sex.
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#12
Quote by rgrockr
ITT: TS wants to brag that they get regular sex.


wanna have sex to prove him wrong?

i know it doesn't make sense, but neither does life
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#14
Bragging about this just makes you seem like a dick.

It gets to the point where they're like 'Sex is so ****nig amazing isn't it? I got a great BJ last night' and everyone else is like 'Stfu, nobody cares' Then they go cry and amke an Emo band and start posting that everyone hates them on facebook and everyone replies like 'Omg, u alright? inbox me xx' and I'm like nowai.

Hmm, Maybe I should calm down.
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#15
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Hey, this is The Pit. Best not to assume everyone's had sex
I totally had sex for the first time in almost four years yesterday! Except it was with my brother's ex, not good...
#16
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Ive had sex. Youve had sex. Hes had sex. Shes had sex. Weve all had sex


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#17
Quote by Pat_s1t
I totally had sex for the first time in almost four years yesterday! Except it was with my brother's ex, not good...


I saw that thread
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#21
Quote by i love alanis

Ive had sex. Youve had sex. Hes had sex. Shes had sex. Weve all had sex but that doesnt mean i wanna hear every ****ing detail.


I've not and never will...unless I buy a prostitute
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#22
Quote by Pat_s1t
****ing retrospect man.


Yeah man ****in Retrospect
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#24
Why not talk about sex? sex is not only good; it's great! Awesome! Amazing!

But not really... I don't have that friend. But I talk VERY much about sex with some of my friends just because it's a fun subject; and because my drummer is a virgin
#25
Quote by Gumle
Why not talk about sex? sex is not only good; it's great! Awesome! Amazing!

But not really... I don't have that friend. But I talk VERY much about sex with some of my friends just because it's a fun subject; and because my drummer is a virgin


That's because he's a drummer, wait, I am too...

But I'm also a guitarist so there's hope
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#26
Some people just need to get laid more. Like me. I got laid last night and it was awesome! Her vagina was like woooahhh and her boobs were like woooooahh and we were doin it doing it doing it doin it
yehhh

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I've not and never will...unless I buy a prostitute

Unless no amount of money will convince her that having sex with you is a good idea. That's just the worst case scenario.
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#27
Quote by Saint78
That's because he's a drummer, wait, I am too...

But I'm also a guitarist so there's hope


Cheer up, dude. Just wait for it, one day it will come

I'm a drummer, too. And singer, and guitarist, and bass player but mainly singer and guitarist
#28
Quote by Twist of fate
Some people just need to get laid more. Like me. I got laid last night and it was awesome! Her vagina was like woooahhh and her boobs were like woooooahh and we were doin it doing it doing it doin it
yehhh


Unless no amount of money will convince her that having sex with you is a good idea. That's just the worst case scenario.


Sounds like a virgin speaking
#30
Quote by G.Krizzel
Yeah, her tits were totally like bags of sand last night...

Oh my God I love that movie
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#31
Quote by G.Krizzel
Yeah, her tits were totally like bags of sand last night...

#33
Quote by Twist of fate
If i wasn't joking about that I would be a virgin. Too bad I've only had sex seven times with a fat chick I can't stand being around.


I could sense some kind of irony in your post.
But that about the fat chick you can't stand? That doesn't seem too nice. What the hell, it can happen to everyone; I speak from experience.

Luckily, I'm trying to get my hands on a girl I can have a relationship with right now. Damn, she is so beautiful <3
#35
Quote by MakinLattes
yes. too many of them. I tell them to put that mess in their pocket. I'm not interested in your virginal exploits.

I'm still waiting for my first asian so I can say I climbed the great wall vagina.
#36
You know, this thread reminds me of that one time when I was having sex, and my friend burst in to tell me he had just had sex. While I was having sex. With my girlfriend. Who does that? Burst in on someone while they are having sex. With their girlfriend. Because that's what I was doing. Having sex. Yup.
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#37
I don't have THAT friend, but rather the chick magnet friend that tells us in every detail how he rammed this one girl at some point (usually his girlfriend or ex).

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#38
Quote by Twist of fate
I'm still waiting for my first asian so I can say I climbed the great wall vagina.



it would be a nice change of pace if their tells were half as clever.
#39
Quote by VillainousLatin
yes I do,I mean...come on! EVERYONE has had sex....no one wants to hear about your awesome adventures of romance...



Unless your name happens to be Dennis Reynolds.

#40
hmm, i feel that's gonna be me hahaha. i think i can understand where THAT friend is coming from. but i'm gonna have to refrain from being like that i guess :P
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