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I've been looking at the Japanese media and NOBODY, and I mean NOBODY, is reporting that Brand, according to the Huffington Post, was deported from Japan when he arrived there with his wife, egregious attention ***** Katy Perry. Not the biggest paper in Japan, the Yomiuri Shimbun, the second largest, the Asahi Shimbun, not the gossip minded sports dailies (who also report on show business news), not the Japan Times, so did this really happen?

It isn't even in Brand's Japanese wikipedia entry. In fact, the only mention of this I could find was on a Japanese movie gossip site, with them quoting the authoritie*s that they weren't going to comment "for privacy reasons." Now since when have Japanese police and government officials been hesitant to publicly condemn foreigners when they act up in their country? The answer to that is never.

I'm beginning to think this never happened and Brand and Perry are only trying to scare up more publicity for themselves*. I mean Japanese immigration allowing Brand to tweet from a lock up? That just does not happen. Sorry U.S. media, but it appears that you got snookered.
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Sorry U.S. media, but it appears that you got snookered.
I dunno.

But isn't Snooker a great game?

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Sorry U.S. media, but it appears that you got snookered.


OH SHI-


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#8
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#10
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Sorry U.S. media, but it appears that you got snookered.


>American news outlet that a lot of Americans on here comment on as being unreliable registers false story
>Suddenly Russel Brand has trolled the entirety of US media

Wat logic is watlogical. It'd be like generalizing the BBC using the Daily Mail.

Also, if he did, who cares? The only celebrities I care about the stupid outrageousness of are Lady GaGa because she always wears hilarious costumes, and Charlie Sheen because he comes up with awesome quotes. Beyond that, it's their personal life, who cares?
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#19
I didn't know The Pit was actually People Magazine.

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#20
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I didn't know The Pit was actually People Magazine.

Fuck that, this is a Katy Perry thread. Pay attention.

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Fuck that, this is a Katy Perry thread. Pay attention.

This is a Katy Perry Appreciation and a Russel Brand Hatred thread. Pay more attention .
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I would totally fuck Katy Perry. If you get my drift.
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#25
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I didn't know The Pit was actually People Magazine.

For some reason all your post seem kinda rude to me. I know you go to berklee and prolly know your stuff. But geesh man.
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For some reason all your post seem kinda rude to me. I know you go to berklee and prolly know your stuff. But geesh man.

WTF


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#27
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For some reason all your post seem kinda rude to me. I know you go to berklee and prolly know your stuff. But geesh man.




He may be a little arrogant, but I've never had an issue with him. It's just part of his Asian charm, yo.
#28
Katy Perry is hot.

Russel Brand is a champ.
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#29
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It's just part of his Asian charm, yo.

Which, apparently, I also obtained from Berklee.

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#30
how did you get in berklee? I'm asian too, but my grades...

anyways, whos russel brand? the guy who threw telephone at his waiter?
#31
katy perry = me frothing
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#32
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how did you get in berklee? I'm asian too, but my grades...

anyways, whos russel brand? the guy who threw telephone at his waiter?

The chick in your avatar is way more bangin' than Katy Perry. What's her name?


...So I can look up nudes, obviously lol
#33
I wish I had two dicks, that's how hard I would beat off to Katy Perry.
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#34
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how did you get in berklee? I'm asian too, but my grades...

Well to start, you have to be extraordinarily arrogant and rude. Follow my posts on how to achieve this.

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#36
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Which, apparently, I also obtained from Berklee.


If Berklee gives out Asian charm, how come John Myung has yet to prove his existence?
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#37
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If Berklee gives out Asian charm, how come John Myung has yet to prove his existence?

His playing does all the charming for him.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#38
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The chick in your avatar is way more bangin' than Katy Perry. What's her name?


...So I can look up nudes, obviously lol


i know, k perry looks like a typical white woman just wit an xl rack

that is just some random asian bitch though lol, lots of better models but i felt this suietd an avtar well
#39
Katy Perry?

I'm frothing at the dick.
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#40
I think I read somewhere that she said she would NEVER pose nude.

Which is downright selfish IMO.
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