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#1
Well.

I know no one will care, but Marilyn Manson released a preview of a New Song and a trailer of the film he's Directing/In, which has literally automatically made my week.

It then got me thinking: Something awesome/funny/cool happens every week-that being mine, what are yours, UG?
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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
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#5
Making Mordin from Mass Effect 2 sing for hours on end
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#6
^I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!


I was on a team that modified the Genophage
In fact, some would call me a Salarian sage
Coming at ya with Incinerate and Cryo Blast
Watch out 'cause I'll drop you and your armor fast

My xenoscience studies rang from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of the scientist Salarian!
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#7
I saw Pirates of the Caribbean 4, which wasn't brilliant, but I have a man crush on Johnny Depp. And watching him for two hours made my week
RIP Gooze

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#8
I told her i love her, and she said she loves me too.
¡sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ suɐılɐɹʇsnɐ ʎluo

E-married to danny the fish



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#9
My jurisprudence professor isn't a post-modernist. Thank **** for that.
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#11
Quote by Mukersman
^I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!


I was on a team that modified the Genophage
In fact, some would call me a Salarian sage
Coming at ya with Incinerate and Cryo Blast
Watch out 'cause I'll drop you and your armor fast

My xenoscience studies rang from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of the scientist Salarian!


I haven't gotten the second verse for some reason. I'm more curious about how you remembered the whole thing!
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#12
****ing tacos, bro.
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#15
My best friend got married to a beautiful woman.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#18
Watched Danny Bhoy (Comedian) on Friday night.
Live rugby on Saturday night.
Also bought a new Xbox 360.
And started going to the gym again after a long spell of laziness.
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This, stockylachy, if i was a woman, i would want you to have my babies...

Wait...
#21
I survived the end of the world

EDIT: Wait, I was hoping that it would end so that I wouldn't have to sit this exam tomorrow. ****
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Roland Microcube

RIP Dio _\m/

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#22
Finished school forever


until university starts, but y'know... close enough.
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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#23
Spent saturday watching retro movies and slept in the church hall ^^
I just had to post this, didn't I.
#24
Got a gf & got a job as session lead guitarist for a famous signed artist!

And slept in a practice room
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#25
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Got a gf & got a job as session lead guitarist for a famous signed artist!

Totally did it.
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#26
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Totally did it.


Cheers!
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

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#27
I got a girlfriend yesterday This girl is funny, smart, easy to be around with, the nicest person I've ever met, and to top it all off, she's stunningly pretty. I believe that's what they call "the jackpot".
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Got a gf & got a job as session lead guitarist for a famous signed artist!

And slept in a practice room

Epic man, good on you!

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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#28
Quote by Mukersman
^I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
I've studied species, Turian, Asari, and Batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology),
because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology).

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!


I was on a team that modified the Genophage
In fact, some would call me a Salarian sage
Coming at ya with Incinerate and Cryo Blast
Watch out 'cause I'll drop you and your armor fast

My xenoscience studies rang from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of the scientist Salarian!


I'm very good at holding lines and shotgunning Collector drones,
And killing with the farm equipment from a rural planet's homes,
My rants go on forever but you know you will still enjoy them,
Because I'm so damn wonderful, everyone loves me by the end.

I can develop cures for things which no others will comprehend,
I'll probably die if you leave me to hold the line in the end,
But that won't matter because I am right up there in the party,
But will it be me, Garrus or Wrex left onboard in ME3?

It isn't quite clear whether or not my hands are mechanical,
But if they are, the advantages it gives me are quite tactical,
Not that it would be relevant, since I am quite formidable,
Either way though, I have to say they really are quite comfortable.

My experiments are always sound with most people ethically,
Although some people may dispute my life's former work morally,
Though I have no genuine problem with the Krogans as a race,
I did what I had to do to keep them from conquering space.

I fought the greatest threat ever to galactic society,
And did it all while still researching things onboard the Normandy,
In short I am a master to which all my other colleagues pail,
I would cure Joker's boneitis, but it would make his liver fail.

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!
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#29
Quote by necrosis1193
I'm very good at holding lines and shotgunning Collector drones,
And killing with the farm equipment from a rural planet's homes,
My rants go on forever but you know you will still enjoy them,
Because I'm so damn wonderful, everyone loves me by the end.

I can develop cures for things which no others will comprehend,
I'll probably die if you leave me to hold the line in the end,
But that won't matter because I am right up there in the party,
But will it be me, Garrus or Wrex left onboard in ME3?

It isn't quite clear whether or not my hands are mechanical,
But if they are, the advantages it gives me are quite tactical,
Not that it would be relevant, since I am quite formidable,
Either way though, I have to say they really are quite comfortable.

My experiments are always sound with most people ethically,
Although some people may dispute my life's former work morally,
Though I have no genuine problem with the Krogans as a race,
I did what I had to do to keep them from conquering space.

I fought the greatest threat ever to galactic society,
And did it all while still researching things onboard the Normandy,
In short I am a master to which all my other colleagues pail,
I would cure Joker's boneitis, but it would make his liver fail.

My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian -
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian!



I love the Joker reference!
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


Computer Science major! Apple enthusiast!
I wear Vibrams and type with Dvorak!
#30
Went out with a lovely girl I met at a show, and am writing a song called "kick f*cking ashley" with my roomate, as we are heavily caffeinated
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#32
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Mods randomly closing my threads wheeeeee!!! Also, cheap dvds.

They were silly.

Also:
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#34
Hanging out with one of my best friends and drinking/partying with her from michigan. ****ing AWESOME

FJEOFJEIFEFHNWFJW

(the answer is yes)
#35
amazing day with a very lovely lady that ended in the most awkward first kiss I can possibly imagine: for f*cks sake, her mom called us in the middle of it


But we had another go at it, which was nice.


She is spending the night at my place this weekend, and I am f*cking beaming.
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#36
Saw my girlfriend on Monday... But the sad part is I haven't seen her since Monday
#37
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Saw my girlfriend on Monday... But the sad part is I haven't seen her since Monday


Today is monday
#39
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Today is monday

Exactly. I haven't seen her in 7 days.
#40
Quote by Smokegt2
Exactly. I haven't seen her in 7 days.


DUUUUUUUUUUDE

That sucks


You should definatly gfeet he a box of chocoaltes and a poodle.


and then go down on her
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