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#1
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a non-comformist. I listen to underground music and do underground stuff. I liked Belle and Sebastian before they got big, I enjoy reading che guevara biographies and sitting in starbucks writing my french arthouse films on my macbook pro. So crack open a pbr, check out the latest pitchfork review, throw on some fleet foxes, and talk about everything hip with me.
#5



Trololololol
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#6
You've never heard of me.
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#7
Hipster's slowly becoming mainstream these days so I'm going to be the opposite of hipster and be as conformist as a I can so that I won't be as mainstream as hipsters.

A.k.a. The Hipster Paradox.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
My band is pretty underground. We had a few shows last week. We played in three alleys and a warehouse. You should check us out, but don't tell anyone.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#12
I turn down my computer screen brightness to consume less energy.

I wear contacts so that I could knock the lenses out of my glasses.
#15
I predict this thread will be full of cookie-cutter I do a thing ironically/before it was cool jokes.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#16
Quote by ethan_hanus
Being a hipster is being a conformist. Being what you consider conformist is actually non-conformist.


I'll let that sit in your noodle for a little bit, I know things like this can confuse your simple hipster mind.


Paradoxes are sooo last February.
#17
Guise Guise Guise
Stop posting in the thread, man. We don't want so many people knowing about it.
Y'know what actually, I'm out. I'm going to post in the threads that haven't even been made yet. The mainstream here is killing me.
#19
This is NOT going to end well...
Quote by strat0blaster
This is terrible advice. Even worse than the useless dry, sarcastic comment I made.

Quote by Cathbard
I'm too old for the Jim Morrison look now. When I was gigging I had a fine arse.
#22
I the most hipster thing. My sister and her friends are hipsters, but don't quite acknowledge it. They refer to themselves as hipsters ironically. This is more hipster than I could ever imagine.

Also, what the hell is so great about vinyl? The only reason I buy them is because they're a dollar for albums I can't find anywhere but the local thrift store (like stan kenton's adventures in jazz)
Last edited by smartguyreviews at May 23, 2011,
#24
I had a band once, but I buried all the other guys, so they would always be underground.
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
Acrasia
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
#25
Are you guise still typing with your fingers? Oh god sooooo mainstream. I use my left ring finger only, then alternate between fingers on my right hand, saves a lot more energy. You've probably never heard of doing that though. But it decreases the amount of processing power on my macbook pro meaning I'm saving more energy and helping the environment. C'mon guise, what I do is practically art.
#27
Quote by Funky_Fresh91
'Bout time this thread existed, I'll go put on my Gameboy Necklace.


Gameboys are too mainstream, Atari Lynx is superior
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#29
Fred just admitted
he is a raging gay
I wish what i was thinking in my head
I could say

FRED IS A HOMO
HE LIKES IT UP THE BUM
HE LIKES SUCKING WILLY
AND KINKY ANAL FUN

I'm sorry I said that
I could not resist
I've been drinking since 7
And I'm pretty pissed

Poetry is awesome
when said by the right guy
but its really embaressing
when shitty people try

Should I shut up now?
vote yay or nay
but remember this my friends
RedFF, is very gay.
#31
Quote by redFF
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a non-comformist. I listen to underground music and do underground stuff. I liked Belle and Sebastian before they got big, I enjoy reading che guevara biographies and sitting in starbucks writing my french arthouse films on my macbook pro. So crack open a pbr, check out the latest pitchfork review, throw on some fleet foxes, and talk about everything hip with me.



So. Anyone else love wearing unplugged and obnoxious looking headphones?
#32
This thread has way too many replies. I liked it better before it sold out and went mainstream.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#33
Quote by ethan_hanus
Being a hipster is being a conformist. Being what you consider conformist is actually non-conformist.


I'll let that sit in your noodle for a little bit, I know things like this can confuse your simple hipster mind.

This guy totally gets the joke.
Quote by BeefWellington

what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#34
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Fred just admitted
he is a raging gay
I wish what i was thinking in my head
I could say

FRED IS A HOMO
HE LIKES IT UP THE BUM
HE LIKES SUCKING WILLY
AND KINKY ANAL FUN

I'm sorry I said that
I could not resist
I've been drinking since 7
And I'm pretty pissed

Poetry is awesome
when said by the right guy
but its really embaressing
when shitty people try

Should I shut up now?
vote yay or nay
but remember this my friends
RedFF, is very gay.




Beautiful...
#35
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Fred just admitted
he is a raging gay
I wish what i was thinking in my head
I could say

FRED IS A HOMO
HE LIKES IT UP THE BUM
HE LIKES SUCKING WILLY
AND KINKY ANAL FUN

I'm sorry I said that
I could not resist
I've been drinking since 7
And I'm pretty pissed

Poetry is awesome
when said by the right guy
but its really embaressing
when shitty people try

Should I shut up now?
vote yay or nay
but remember this my friends
RedFF, is very gay.




my personaly is that red is a hip douche and s sacard to buy not vinyl (damn i hate mainstream)
Slappa tha bass
#38
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
Stumpy is mad.





Just noticed the user title too lol
Slappa tha bass
#39
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Gameboys are too mainstream, Atari Lynx is superior



Genitalia is to mainstream, Fred.
You belong in a museum.

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