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#1
My last couple summers have been sad and boring so does anyone have suggestions of things I can do to make this one different?

EDIT: I have a job, but I don't work everyday and it's not exactly a fun way to spend summer
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#2
Get drunk/high.

Or get a job.

EDIT: Real answer: Go camping with friends. Shit's cash.
#4
Punch a toddler.

If you know what I mean
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#6
fappity fap fap fap, my boy
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#9
Stay out of The Pit and enjoy life?
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#11
If fapping doesn't spank the day away. . . .try taking a nap and fapping again? Maybe go on a picnic with your boyfriend? He's always telling you how the two of you don't get to spend enough time together. And that time you went to Nevada with his stepmother, all you wanted to do was stay in the hotel room and watch the OWN. And the man at the reception desk was simply dreadful and all the way home you stared moodily out the window while listening to Bright Eyes like he didn't even exist. What a jerk.
#12
Dude, drum corps. Its 6 weeks away from home during the tour, entertainment from other corps, and girls. And if you can't march, just join the pit (of the corps, not UG).
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#14
go out into your yard, and play with a ****ing stick.

thats what i did as a kid and i turned out cocaine.
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go out into your yard, and play with a ****ing stick.

thats what i did as a kid and i turned out cocaine.


I nearly. . .wait. I actually pissed myself laughing.
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go out into your yard, and play with a ****ing stick.

thats what i did as a kid and i turned out cocaine.


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#18
Chill out with friends whenever possible. have bonfires, my friends and I always enjoy a good fire. and camping is wicked fun. just find some random open space in the woods, set up a tent, and start a fire. be sure to bring girlies.
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#19
Get together with a couple friends and plan a road-trip???
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#20
Read like... a book? Go see the world on your own? Pay prostitutes for sex and then steal the money for fun or kill them.
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#23
Buy a beanbag chair and 50 lbs. of White Cheddar popcorn. Dump out the beans and replace them with the popcorn. then eat the beans. Make sure you are watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High throughout said process. Hours of fun, including a much needed trip to the Emergency room to remove the bean bag pellets. Also, while in the hospital, be sure to take a copy of and insist to only watch Sixteen Candles. And only refer to your nurses as "Molly Ringwold", be they male or female.
#24
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Buy a beanbag chair and 50 lbs. of White Cheddar popcorn. Dump out the beans and replace them with the popcorn. then eat the beans. Make sure you are watching Fast Times at Ridgemont High throughout said process. Hours of fun, including a much needed trip to the Emergency room to remove the bean bag pellets. Also, while in the hospital, be sure to take a copy of and insist to only watch Sixteen Candles. And only refer to your nurses as "Molly Ringwold", be they male or female.

Yes.


Start now.
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#28
**** bitches


Get money
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#29
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**** bitches


Get money


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#31
Edit: ^Hi diddily ho, pimperinos!

Make an album.
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#32
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lawl.

For me this summer, I'm actually hoping I find work as a radiologic technologist so that I can save up and buy a new car. And hopefully find love. I need it...

Also, my family is going to Las Vegas at the end of June.
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#33
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Edit: ^Hi diddily ho, pimperinos!

Make an album.

Make an album about Albus the albatross.
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Make an album about Albus the albatross.


Make an album about Albus the Albatross as a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules.
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#36
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Make an album about Albus the Albatross as a loose cannon cop on the edge who doesn't play by the rules.

But he has to provide for his wife who's not an albatross at all, but an anteater. One more outburst and he's off the force but he knows in his gut he's got the right guy.
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But he has to provide for his wife who's not an albatross at all, but an anteater. One more outburst and he's off the force but he knows in his gut he's got the right guy.


But to keep him in check, the chief, who's an angry, loudmouthed hyena, assigns him a strict, by-the-book cop as a partner on the case, who keep getting in the way of Albus getting his man, and shifts the blame to our hero, putting even more strain both on his job and his marriage.
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But to keep him in check, the chief, who's an angry, loudmouthed hyena, assigns him a strict, by-the-book cop as a partner on the case, who keep getting in the way of Albus getting his man, and shifts the blame to our hero, putting even more strain both on his job and his marriage.

Until suddenly, Albus catches his man. In bed with his wife. She has been the mastermind the entire time.

Albus' partner, a vertically stunted giraffe, tries to keep his spirits up after the deception but the once proud bird sinks into depression and alcoholism.
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#39
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Until suddenly, Albus catches his man. In bed with his wife. She has been the mastermind the entire time.

Albus' partner, a vertically stunted giraffe, tries to keep his spirits up after the deception but the once proud bird sinks into depression and alcoholism.


However once a bust goes awry and ends in a shootout that injures a drunken Albus, nearly killing him, he vows to clean himself up, and catch his nemesis and former lover, and bring her to justice.

The chief disapproves of his vengeful ambitions though, and fires him, prompting his partner to quit the force to join him in the quest. The two take advantage of the contacts the partner has from his time in another department, gaining information to set them off on their path towards their target.

I do believe we're writing the premise for the next Dreamworks film. TS, use this idea and you'll have done the soundtrack.
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#40
Seriously. That is the beginning to a ****ing awesome story.


Look like we have the new UG album. The Adventures of Albus the Albatross.
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