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#1
He farts on my pillow. Now I have pinkeye.


How are you guys getting along with your rommates?
#2
I only see my roommate for at most, 15 minutes a day, he's a cool dude, too.
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#3
That's not how you get pink eye.

I like all my roommates. They are nice guys.
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#4


I don't have room mates
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#5
I share a bed-room with my brother. I got my guitar in there, he has in drum set. We're rarely both in the room at once, and when we are we're sleeping. We jam out on a few occasions, but not very often.

He's been my roomy for a pretty long time now...no problems, other than he's always in bed at like 9pm, and I hate getting home from work at 10:30 and having to navigate in the dark.

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Quote by element4433
That's not how you get pink eye.

I like all my roommates. They are nice guys.


Pink-eye comes from bacteria that exists in fecal matter. Usually from lack of hand-washing after bathroom use, and is very contagious. Maybe if they bare-ass'd it, it might work...
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#6
I lived with my roommate for over two years, then moved out, then moved back in.

I like him, but I made him banana bread yesterday and he didn't do the dishes
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#7
Quote by element4433
That's not how you get pink eye.

I like all my roommates. They are nice guys.



How do you get it? That is the explanation I've heard since high school.

And my roommate looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore, so that's pretty much how he acts.
#8
My roomie is my drummer in one my bands so we're cool.
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#9
Quote by 7leafvacation
How do you get it? That is the explanation I've heard since high school.

And my roommate looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore, so that's pretty much how he acts.


Seriously?

High School Hygiene:

"Farting on pillows can pass on Pink Eye. Don't be a dick."
#10
Quote by 7leafvacation
How do you get it? That is the explanation I've heard since high school.

And my roommate looks like he belongs on Jersey Shore, so that's pretty much how he acts.
It's bacterial. If you touch drainage from somebody that has pink eye and then touch your eye, you get pink eye. It can also be a virus.

You got the farting thing from Knocked Up. Don't lie.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#11
Quote by element4433
It's bacterial. If you touch drainage from somebody that has pink eye and then touch your eye, you get pink eye. It can also be a virus.

You got the farting thing from Knocked Up. Don't lie.

Came in here just to say this.
#12
I live with two female roommates. One of them's become a pretty good friend and is respectful of common space.

The other one is a goddamn pampered bitch that never cleans up after herself and has no regard for the rest of us. She's rude, gets the munchies and then eats my food, clutters the kitchen sink not even having the decency to run water through the dishes, clogs up the tub with her disgusting hair, does not know how to quietly close a goddamn door at 3 in the morning.

I fucking hate her so much, having to always clean up after that stupid bitch. But it's ok, because I charge her $30-50 per month extra for it. She's moving out in a week, so I'm doing a countdown.


STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

Ok got it out of my system.

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#14
hi, this is your roommate and i'm really sorry you feel this way about me. why don't you say this to my face you twaddling bum****er? COME AT ME BRO
#15
RockInPeaceDime I'd believe you but he's at his girlfriend's "gettin hyphy with some chicks til his dick is licked."

Plus you have musical talent...
He thought the higher you go on a fretboard, the lower the note.
#16
He farted on your pillow. I'm laughing because I'm trying to imagine his thought process when he needs a fart.
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#18
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My roommate can be really controlling at times...

It's my mom.


There's only one solution....


...make sex with her...
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#20
about the pink-eye thing or my most recent post before this one?
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#21
Everything you've said in this thread. I have no way of fact checking on the brother roomie thing but I believe you.
#23
Quote by flanders_91
Pink-eye comes from bacteria that exists in fecal matter. Usually from lack of hand-washing after bathroom use, and is very contagious. Maybe if they bare-ass'd it, it might work...
Unless his roommate took a shit right in his eye, he's not getting pink eye that way.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
stupid sexy flanders
Ill Take it all
Arrows and Guns.. Hundreds and more


Save you from one
#26
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stupid sexy flanders

TOMAHAWK!

"Now I think I understand how this world can overcome a man..."

R.I.P.
James THE REV Sullivan
#27
Nothin at all!
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#28
feels like your wearing.. nothing at all
Ill Take it all
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Save you from one
#30
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I will give you the internetz if you made that a GIF that i could use as my avatar...
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#31
"Jesus, Martin got it bad!"
"Nope, no pinkeye for me. I'm just, hiiiiigggghhhh"

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#35
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I will give you the internetz if you made that a GIF that i could use as my avatar...


Go to the avatar exchange thread in the board at the top of the list, can't remember the name.
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#36
Quote by flanders_91
I will give you the internetz if you made that a GIF that i could use as my avatar...



same the picture and use an online picture resizer.

Check my avatar >_> works perfectly fine and is the correct size. used to be 200x200
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#38
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"Jesus, Martin got it bad!"
"Nope, no pinkeye for me. I'm just, hiiiiigggghhhh"


Damn it.

You missed the 'really' anyway. For Shame.
#39
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Go to the avatar exchange thread in the board at the top of the list, can't remember the name.

Then he'd have to give the internetz to everyone in that thread.
#40
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Then he'd have to give the internetz to everyone in that thread.


No, they already have enough in there. I'm sure everyone who requests something gives it to them. I know I did.
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