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... and I was wondering what to do with it. I immediately thought the Pit would give the best answers.

I was originally thinking something like buying him a couple of drinks with it, then telling him that it was his money anyway. However, this seems a bit mediocre, which is where you come in. Obviously, 5 pounds isn't a lot of money, so I was wondering what would the Pit do with it?
#2
Give it back you bad man.
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#4
Give it back, you thieving bastard.
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#11
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Who does that. Give it back to him, you little shit.


I don't know why i'm laughing at this so much

I don't even know i'm just laughing.
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#12
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5 pounds isn't a lot of money


Do you even work? That's about 40-50 minutes of hard work right there which you've stolen.
Give it back you dick.
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#14
To all the people saying give it back:

1. Be original.
2. It's not a lot of money.
3. I would like to give it back to him in a different form.
#16
Next time he goes out give him the 5 pounds and get him to pick up something he hates. Then when he tries to give it to you be like, I don't want it, it was your money.

EDIT:: or don't be a dick and just give it back to him.
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#17
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Do you even work? That's about 40-50 minutes of hard work right there which you've stolen.
Give it back you dick.


no, 40-50 minutes of hard work can earn £5, but he could have just as easily beat up a little kid and stolen it, or ran over a chicken and sold it, or killed randy from my name is earl and sold him to a cannibalistic tribe etc
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#18
That's not cool TS Ask him first if you need it that badly.
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#19
Quote by fonkeymonkey
To all the people saying give it back:

1. Be original.
2. It's not a lot of money.
3. I would like to give it back to him in a different form.


So you're going to spend your friend's money for him?

No, you're still a ****.
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#20
Quote by fonkeymonkey
To all the people saying give it back:

1. Be original.
2. It's not a lot of money.
3. I would like to give it back to him in a different form.


Oh okay, swap it into 10ps at the arcade and give him then, that's a different form, no? But really, you're a dick.
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#22
One suggestion I've had from another source is to turn it into a paper bird, which I like. Seems more original than anything I've heard here.
#24
This obviously seems like some practical joke, it's kind of weird but TS was planning on giving it back to him in one form another. Calling him a little shit is a bit over-reactive.
#25
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This obviously seems like some practical joke, it's kind of weird but TS was planning on giving it back to him in one form another. Calling him a little shit is a bit over-reactive.


Thank you. I wasn't planning on spending it for myself.
#26
Edit: should have read OP properly.

Are you sure he won't miss that 5£?
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#28
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Who does that. Give it back to him, you little shit.

What if his room mate was upper class?
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#29
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Buy his mother.


With a fiver? What would he do with the change?
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#31
Take him to a bar with a few mates, tell em you can do a trick where you screw the fiver into a ball, soak it in vodka and burn it, yet it's still alright! But actually burn it.

When he thinks you've burned your own fiver, ask him to check his wallet, in which you concealed an 'I.O.U' note.

Then time how long it takes for him to snap and punch you to the floor
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#34
Quote by fonkeymonkey
One suggestion I've had from another source is to turn it into a paper bird, which I like. Seems more original than anything I've heard here.


michael scofield already did the origami crane, on the other hand, who the hell has buried a mother with a five pound note? that takes skill, man
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#38
The money bird idea was actually a reference to the Barclay's advert with all the birds made out of money, which he hates.

Here is the money bird:

#39
Here is the definitive answer to what you should do:

1) Buy Magnum condoms
2) Empty out the box
3) Fill it with regular condoms
4) Give it to him

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#40
Quote by fonkeymonkey
The money bird idea was actually a reference to the Barclay's advert with all the birds made out of money, which he hates.

Here is the money bird:



that looks like a potato
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