#1
So for my World History class I have to make a Facebook page for Che Guevara, with friends, statuses, wall posts, flair and the like, and it's supposed to be mildly humorous and witty. So I thought "What better place than the Pit for witticisms?" And then I thought of quite a few places, due to the fact that I really doubt Che Guevara would have had a status that says "I CUM BLOOD", but, I digress. Anyway, feel free to turn this thread into witty Facebook posts from any other historical/fictional characters. Or about BTBAM.
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#2
His last update should be something like "Going on a totally fab vaca to Bolivia. Should be the tits. Will post pictures later."


Then post a picture of his dead body.
#3
Just make jokey updates about how he's so happy he fought the revolution so that american teenagers could have che pins on their backpacks and whatnot
#5
Sounds like a kickass assignment, quite honestly. Like, i'm jealous.
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#7
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Definitely this.
#8
"Like my status if you don't actually know who I am, but have my face on your shirt".
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#9
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#10
Something to do with Che being Argentinian for "uh" or "eh." That's the equivalent of "Uh Guevara."
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#11
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His last update should be something like "Going on a totally fab vaca to Bolivia. Should be the tits. Will post pictures later."


Then post a picture of his dead body.

He didn't ride no cow to Bolivia. Jeez.
#12
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Something to do with Che being Argentinian for "uh" or "eh." That's the equivalent of "Uh Guevara."

Yeah this.
Make sure you also use "che" in every post. Apparently he said it a lot which is how he got the nickname.
#13
Make a Facebook page on his Facebook page about his discount t-shirts with his face on them.
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#14
I once impersonated the Archduke Franz Ferdinand for a day; a couple people really appreciated that, but a vast majority didn't give a shit.
#16
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Yeah this.
Make sure you also use "che" in every post. Apparently he said it a lot which is how he got the nickname.

So Che Guevara is like the Pokemon of communist leaders? Interesting...
#17
Put a post on his wall from Fidel Castro: "Dude WTF why did u unfriend me?"
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#18
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Make a Facebook page on his Facebook page about his discount t-shirts with his face on them.