#1
A crazy guy is following me as I type this, it's late at night where I live, he has a knife and his dick is out.
Shall I call the police?
#2
He's either going to **** you, stab you, **** you while stabbing you, stab you and then **** you, or he's not going to do anything. They all sound like pretty awesome options, so I'd say just see what happens.
#3
Call me-I'll join the fun!
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#5
Whip your dick out so it's less awkward.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#7
Why the Hell are you asking the Pit of all places?

Run for your life before you get raped!
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


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Good.


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#8
Quote by BeefWellington
Why the Hell are you asking the Pit of all places?

Run for your life before you get raped!


It's too late now
#9
Nigga you trollin'.
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You should click on those, I think.



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#10
You gonna get raped.jpg
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#13
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If you are serious pretend like you're talking to your cell


if only all rape victims had your flawless logic
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#14
Now, whip out your best Italian accent and then start talking some dangerous mafia shit into your cellphone. Do it loud enough for the guy to hear you.
#15
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#17
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This will happen to you:




Ahhhhh, black people...
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#20
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This will happen to you:




I am a little concerned that there is a phone number and a logo in the corner of that screen.
Tick tock and waiting for the meteor
This clock is opening another door
#21
what the **** is going on in that moving picture.
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#22
Quote by Cruel Angel
A crazy guy is following me as I type this, it's late at night where I live, he has a knife and his dick is out.
Shall I call the police?



Make sure you charge enough. Too many hookers get taken advantage of.
#23
Quote by Henkdemachtige
what the **** is going on in that moving picture.


Visualization of furthering stereotypes... we call em' like we see em'
#24
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This will happen to you:



HAHA!!

Seriously, what did this originate from? Anyone who can tell me will be nominated mayor of the internet.