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#1
I haven't eaten in 36 hours so I'm about to head out and hunt for noms. I'm trying to eat better so I refuse to get a blob of shit from some fast food place. However my money supply is limited. Most likely I'll just buy some stuff at the grocery store and bring it back home to cook, but what? I need something of substance. Mind too food-deprived to think about it too hard. Thanks Captain Pit.
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#2
Bacon.
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#3
Bacon & Pizza
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#4
Seriously? We all eat, most of us several times a day, most people here manage it without making a thread about it
#5
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#6
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Seriously? We all eat, most of us several times a day, most people here manage it without making a thread about it


I'm really bad at picking out food. I take as long in the grocery store as some girls do in clothing stores. Haters gonna hate.
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#7
salad from wendy's

shit is gooooooooood
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#9
Buy: Wheat rotini pasta, a garlic pod, green pepper, onion, a bit of olive oil and a boneless chicken breast.

- Boil pasta,
- grill or bake chicken breast to doneness.
- lightly heat the oil, once it is warm, crush up 3-4 garlic cloves and add to it... letting the flavor of the garlic osmosis into the oil.
- clean and dice the onions and green peppers
- cut the chicken breast into smaller cubes
add the dices onions and peppers to the oil... mixing to get a good coating on the onions and peppers and letting them heat a bit. Not enough to be soggy, but enough to impart some of their flavor to the oil.
- strain pasta
- Mix everything into a giant bowl. BOOM: Garlic Chicken Pasta stuff that's delicious. Serve with a side of beer.
#10
peanut butter on tortillas
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#12
Trying to eat good by not eating for one and a half days?

Vegetable soup and bread.
Or pasta and melted cheese (but not too much).
Or a salad. A salad sandwhich with mustard is nice too.
I'm hungry now.
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#15
eat a cook to ingest his skills

i heard that's how cannibalism works, anyway
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Your logic.
It is flawed.
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#17
Buy a 12oz steak, rocket, sherry vinegar, olive oil. You probably have salt and pepper.

Grill steak
Mix sherry vinegar and oil in a bowl with salt and pepper
Add rocket leaves to the vinaigrette
Mix
Serve with steak
#18
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Your logic.
It is flawed.


I didn't eat for 36 hours due to my lack of money and falling asleep for 12 of those hours. >_>
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#21
BBQ chicken and Bacon pizza, or chinese food
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#23
humans, of course. make a snuff movie out of the whole thing, while you're at it.

also, i tried to find one of those PETA pictures that show people as meat, but they all contain either nudity or gore. ****ing PETA can't even make SFW ads.
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#24
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I didn't eat for 36 hours due to my lack of money and falling asleep for 12 of those hours. >_>

When I was sleeping on someone else's floor with five dollars to my name and no job, I was able to get store brand bologna and eat it off my hand with a cup of water.

And it didn't take me 24 hours to do it.

In conclusion, I think you're trolling.
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#26
my favorite meal thats cheap is just go buy a package of:

Johnsonville Bratwurst, any brand will actually do but theirs is the best.

Get a few non green bell peppers,
an onion
and a thing of grape tomatoes.

put some oil in the pan, put put the peppers and onions in there and let them get tender.

once they are flaccid, put in ur sausages and put heat on medium-high and cover. turn them regularly. Once almost done throw in the tomatoes. Once the sausages are done the veggies should be about caramelized. If not, just move the sausages to the side and turn up the heat on the veggies til they are nice and carmely. shits amazing. You can eat it with pasta or on a hotdog bun like I do.
#27
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When I was sleeping on someone else's floor with five dollars to my name and no job, I was able to get store brand bologna and eat it off my hand with a cup of water.

And it didn't take me 24 hours to do it.

In conclusion, I think you're trolling.


-Didn't have five dollars to spare at the time
-No way to get to store
-Busy with other things

In conclusion, no.
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#28
boogers and green beans.
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#29
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my favorite meal thats cheap is just go buy a package of:

Johnsonville Bratwurst, any brand will actually do but theirs is the best.

Get a few non green bell peppers,
an onion
and a thing of grape tomatoes.

put some oil in the pan, put put the peppers and onions in there and let them get tender.

once they are flaccid, put in ur sausages and put heat on medium-high and cover. turn them regularly. Once almost done throw in the tomatoes. Once the sausages are done the veggies should be about caramelized. If not, just move the sausages to the side and turn up the heat on the veggies til they are nice and carmely. shits amazing. You can eat it with pasta or on a hotdog bun like I do.

You don't have to worry about money if you think the current price of bell peppers is cheap

I don't know about where you live, but they're ridiculous expensive here in Wa.

And I completely want to take the bolded part of your statement out of context and sig it.
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#30
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-Didn't have five dollars to spare at the time
-No way to get to store
-Busy with other things

In conclusion, no.


- You can bum a couple bucks from a friend or family member for food, they won't mind.
- Walk, unless you're as injured as you are lazy.
- If you're too dumb to realize that eating food is a priority as a human, natural selection will take care of that for you.

If none of the above work for you or you can't figure out how to make them work, your parents or guardians have failed to prepare you for life.
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Last edited by strat0blaster at May 25, 2011,
#31
another cheapo meal,

come cheap pork chops or strips

can of mushroom soup w/ garlic

onion

rice

put the onions and porkchops and onions in the skilletz with a bit of butter or oil. Cook until the chops are nice and brown on both sides. Next, pour the can of mushroom soup + can of water, let simmer for about 15 mins.

Cook the rice and put the chops on tops, left over mushroom s00p sauce will be the gravy. mmmmmmMM
#32
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You don't have to worry about money if you think the current price of bell peppers is cheap

I don't know about where you live, but they're ridiculous expensive here in Wa.

And I completely want to take the bolded part of your statement out of context and sig it.


they are pretty cheap here, 50c for green bell peppers, dollar for the others. guess its only thing nice about living in the country. besides, if hes only eating for himself one pepper should be plenty.

otherwise if youre super poor like me, you can live off of 36c chimichangas 50c banquet tv dinners and pot pies lol
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#33
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they are pretty cheap here, 50c for green bell peppers, dollar for the others. guess its only thing nice about living in the country. besides, if hes only eating for himself one pepper should be plenty.

otherwise if youre super poor like me, you can live off of 50c banquet tv dinners and pot pies lol

50c? Lucky.

They're over a buck fifty here per pepper. It's madness, and it's not even Sparta.

And to the gnarly, chewy pot pies. I remember those days.
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#34
A ton of cereal. And bread.
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#35
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- You can bum a couple bucks from a friend or family member for food, they won't mind.


or bum a friend for a couple bucks. either/or.
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#36
TS is a girl. i'd expect more sexist comments in this thread. Pit, i am disappoint.
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#37
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#40
pot noodles or cheap gummy sweets that cost like 1p or c each
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