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Share your amazing stories of bacon and more!
Discuss everything Bacon in this thread.


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#2
This is ****ing bananas.

I get out of the shower, there's a thread about towels.

I make a bacon sandwich, there's a thread about bacon.

What the hell is going on here?
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#3

Gay Bacon Strips
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#5
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#7
BACON?!?!!?!



Remember that guy?
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Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#9
the bacon of the turkeys back at christmas
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#10
Fancy a cup of Bacon?

One Bacon to rule them all....
You want some more seeneyj hate? WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT

You're all a bunch of f*cking slaves! - Jim Morrison

UG Awards
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1st: Most Likely To Become Famous
1st: Most Pretentious User
#11
I had sex using bacon once...



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#12
Ha!

Great topic already...

BAM!
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it could be worse.
you could be..... THE DOUBLE RAINBOW GUY
#17
Eating some smokey bacon crisps right now, not even close to the real thing but still glorious
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#18


Quote by Ville Valo
Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#20
Smart.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#21
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Smart.

LOL
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How about actually doing something rather than asking everyone here questions?
#22
what about a bacon weave?

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How about actually doing something rather than asking everyone here questions?
#24
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#25
Quote by Toilets
*evil fake vegetable bacon*


blasphemy!!!


There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
Quote by -Annihilation-
BACON?!?!!?!



Remember that guy?



BEANSSSS!!!
Slappa tha bass
#27
I just bought myself a chicken and bacon sandwich. It didn't have enough bacon in it, so I fried some more, took the sandwich apart and put extra bacon in. AND BOY DID IT TASTE AWESOME.
🙈 🙉 🙊
#28
back bacon >>>> streaky bacon
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#29
Quote by Eggmond
back bacon >>>> streaky bacon


agrizzed. damn streaky bacon is nothing in comparison. NOTHING.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#31
God damn, now all I want is a Bacon Cheeseburger from Five Guys. CURSES!!

also on topic, one of my friends went vegetarian for the longest time, and came back to eating meat. The biggest reason for his conversion, of course, was BACON!!
TOMAHAWK!

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#32
Quote by TheBurningFish
This is ****ing bananas.

I get out of the shower, there's a thread about towels.

I make a bacon sandwich, there's a thread about bacon.

What the hell is going on here?


Quick, go smoke a joint and weed might be legalised, Go go go.
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#33
Quote by Toilets

I love it how everyone ignored this until me.

I quoted it simply to laugh at it.
#37
I just had bacon
And it tasted so good
Some girl cooked a bacon sandwhich for me
I JUST HAD BACON....
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#38
Quote by Butt Rayge
I love it how everyone ignored this until me.

I quoted it simply to laugh at it.


i quoted it, i just didn't show the image again cause it's messed up.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#39
Bumpin' dis shiet.

Quote by Ville Valo
Hurting Linde is like hurting Bambi. You just can't do it.





You should click on those, I think.



I like My Little Pony. Come at me, bro.
#40
Quote by isabiggles
Quick, go smoke a joint and weed might be legalised, Go go go.



It'll be difficult, but I'll find a way to push through for the greater good if I must.

God help me...
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
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