#1
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110525/ap_on_re_as/as_new_zealand_human_balloon

"Steven McCormack was standing on his truck's foot plate Saturday when he slipped and fell, breaking a compressed air hose off an air reservoir that powered the truck's brakes.

He fell hard onto the brass fitting, which pierced his left buttock and started pumping air into his body."

Ouch.
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#2
this story has been blown way out of proportion.............
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#4
That's gotta be a pain in the arse.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#5
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#7
He's just full of it.
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#10
come on guys, these lame puns need to stop! just blow up grow up!
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#11
you're the 'guy that comes in late and repeats relatively old news' aren't you?

still love you though
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#12
Man, that blows.
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch