#1
You know someone's a 'Guitar Hero®' rather than a guitarist when...
'Slap bass refers to the slap delivered to the bassist when they play too loud or with any kind of attention drawing behaviour...'

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#2
they subtly make threads about a joke when it's really about what not to do because you're secretly a hardcore guitar hero player.
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#3
they can't play guitar but can play guitar hero?
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#5
they aren't knee deep in hawt chixx. Wonderwall is not in Guitar Hero.
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#6
they go balls deep?
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#7
They play air guitar on only 4 frets. Us real guitarists air guitar like pros yar
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#8
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they subtly make threads about a joke when it's really about what not to do because you're secretly a hardcore guitar hero player.

Shhhhhhhh!
'Slap bass refers to the slap delivered to the bassist when they play too loud or with any kind of attention drawing behaviour...'

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#11
When they say 'Through The Fire And Flames' is the greatest song ever.
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#14
They try to play a chord by fretting one single string at several places
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#15
they play solo's only on the first 5 frets.
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#17
They consider anything above the 4th fret difficult.
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#18
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they play solo's only on the first 5 frets.

You're wrong, the new controller apparently has a slidy thingy around where the 12th fret would be...
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#19
When their favourite rockbands turn out to be the ones they only really know one or two songs from.
#20
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You're wrong, the new controller apparently has a slidy thingy around where the 12th fret would be...


Not exactly new, it's been out like over a year.
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#21
they say through the fire and flames is the hardest song EVAR!!
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#22
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Not exactly new, it's been out like over a year.


over two years*
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#23
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they say through the fire and flames is the hardest song EVAR!!



In smash hits it is easier than anything in gh3. TTFAF has become a joke. Same with every other GH song after guitar hero 3.

That and I lost my life to that game for a while. 100% the games woo. Then sold xbox for weed.


OT: They think it actually takes skill to play the game, more than guitar.
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#24
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In smash hits it is easier than anything in gh3. TTFAF has become a joke. Same with every other GH song after guitar hero 3.

That and I lost my life to that game for a while. 100% the games woo. Then sold xbox for weed.


OT: They think it actually takes skill to play the game, more than guitar .

#25
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You think I'm kidding. You should come meet some Canadian teenagers.
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#26
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You think I'm kidding. You should come meet some Canadian teenagers.

Wow, I feel like a dick. So sorry, I thought it said "I think it takes more skill..." Whoops. But still.
#27
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They never alternate pick because it's "against the rules."


People don't alternate pick while playing guitar hero . How do they even play, I alternate picked while playing that before I did on real guitar.
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#28
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Wow, I feel like a dick. So sorry, I thought it said "I think it takes more skill..." Whoops. But still.



Haha its all good. If I thought it was harder to play GH than guitar I don't think I would be stuck on so many Necrophagist songs


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People don't alternate pick while playing guitar hero . How do they even play, I alternate picked while playing that before I did on real guitar.



There are achievements for only down picking and up picking. It's dumb.

That and I have friends who will play pretty much any song that they can with just down strokes. Unless GH has extra added notes (like every friggn song)

GH would be even easier if they made it halfway accurate.
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#29
I like Guitar Hero, but I broke my drums so barely play it anymore.
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